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Jamaica peppered adj. Drunk by the third round, and scattering short, sharp remarks whenever the balance gives way. Analy was Jamaica peppered, punctuating every stumble with a concise observation. Jamaica rosed adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading attractively across the nearest available support. Emmaley was Jamaica rosed, leaning decoratively against the newel post. Jamaica trained adj. Still drunk, and concentrating each movement gradually until a simple staircase becomes a long industrial process. Cauy was Jamaica trained, reducing the stairs one cautious stage at a time. Jamaican appled adj. Sufficiently drunk to roll through conversation and towards the stairs with a soft, irregular momentum. Nishil was Jamaican appled, rounding the landing like fruit released from a basket. Jamaican blind snaked adj. Having drunk enough to feel along walls and skirting boards, proceeding without useful visual assistance. Lakieta was Jamaican blind snaked, following the banister by touch towards the upstairs bathroom. Jamaican pattied adj. Having drunk more than the legs can contain, folded neatly around the nearest stair or chair. Rondia was Jamaican pattied, tucked against the bottom step with admirable compactness. Jamaican vomiting sicknessed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the staircase for a suitable place to reconsider the evening. Mckaylie was Jamaican vomiting sicknessed and paused halfway up to revisit every decision. Jamaicanizationed adj. You are drunk and gradually converting ordinary walking into a slower, more ceremonious local procedure. Donivan was Jamaicanizationed, turning a short walk upstairs into a sequence of careful ceremonies. Jamaicanned (/d͡ʒəˈmeɪkənd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the feet under the body, but still attempting a dignified passage upstairs. Poorvi was Jamaicanned and made the staircase a prolonged exercise in lateral movement. Jamaicannessed adj. Of a drinker: a pronounced tendency to sway, gesture broadly and regard the stairs as optional. Shermeka was Jamaicannessed, swaying beside the staircase while explaining her route. Jambited adj. Drunk past the point of remembering that university has a first year, let alone attending it. Lennel got Jambited and tried to join the students' queue for a taxi. Jamboed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every departing scarf into a football allegiance. Kently got Jamboed and asked the taxi driver whether he supported Hearts. Jamboned adj. Drunk, with the result that every hand is displayed before the bidding has begun. Ishtiaq was Jamboned and revealed his intentions before anyone had called a taxi. Jamericanned adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the journey home an unnecessary transatlantic character. Accursio became Jamericanned and attempted to tip the night bus in dollars. James Bond villained adj. The state of being drunk and explaining, at length, how the bar could be taken over discreetly. Tashina was James Bond villained, outlining a quiet coup involving the optics and the cellar key. James Bonded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the cloakroom ticket as classified intelligence. Jaydenmichael got James Bonded and whispered the taxi number into his sleeve.