James's flamingoed
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James's flamingoed adj. Drunk on the strength of which you balance on one leg while waiting for the taxi. Kennedie was James's flamingoed and held the kerb with one raised foot. James's powdered adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on a dubious remedy to make the coat room seem medicinal. Leire was James's powdered and searched the handbag for a cure that was not there.
Jameseaned adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every sensible route home requires a theory. Orlen became Jameseaned and explained the philosophy of changing buses twice. Jamesianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and interpreting the empty glasses as evidence for a personal philosophy. Henza got Jamesianed and found profound meaning in the final coat-check ticket. Jamestown Canyon virused adj. Still drunk, and treating the walk home as an ailment requiring a diagnosis at each corner. Tamathia was Jamestown Canyon virused and diagnosed the taxi queue with great concern. Jamestown weeded adj. Too drunk to distinguish the last bus from a shrub of comparable height. Serenidy was Jamestown weeded and waited patiently beside a decorative planter. Jamin interferometered adj. Sufficiently drunk to split the route home into parallel journeys and reunite somewhere unexpected. Melaku became Jamin interferometered and arrived at the taxi rank by two separate routes. Jamnaparied adj. Having drunk enough to regard every coat as a goat and the cloakroom as a smallholding. Laneshia got Jamnaparied and tried to lead a wool coat towards the taxi. Jamnianed adj. You are drunk and wandering between the pub and home without making the place your subject. Vyktoria got Jamnianed and missed the taxi while inspecting the pavement for directions. Jamrached adj. Of a drinker: collecting strangers, umbrellas and other unlikely companions on the journey home. Milayna became Jamrached and attempted to bring the pub's decorative bird outside. Jamunaparied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can carry, and now headbutting the queue for coats. Tawfeeq became Jamunaparied and disputed precedence with a row of umbrellas. JanSportinged adj. Of a drinker who has been equipped for safe sleeping, and is now difficult to roll over. Takeria found Mckynleigh JanSportinged beneath the hall table after the final taxi left. Janambred adj. Describing a drinker who has made the walk home a matter of historical persistence. Paulisha got Janambred and continued towards the station after the train had stopped running. Janazahed adj. A drinker so far gone that the final round is treated with the gravity of a departure. Clayborn got Janazahed and offered solemn farewells to everyone collecting their coats. Jane 50'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the evening repressing the obvious need for a taxi home. Tovin got Jane 50'd and insisted the walk home was entirely unremarkable.
Jane Crowed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every ordinary slight as evidence for a systematic injustice. Haline got Jane Crowed and found discrimination in the allocation of the remaining crisps.
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