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Jansenisted adj. The state of being drunk and sternly convinced that salvation depends upon refusing the final measure. Mary-beth became Jansenisted and condemned the bar's cheerful atmosphere as spiritually suspect. January Kinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the layered dignity and uncertain structure of a winter cabbage. Yvie got January Kinged and folded herself into the corner with remarkable vegetable dignity. January diseased adj. The drunkenness of one who deteriorates acutely in the cold season and blames the calendar. Leyani became January diseased and required immediate removal from the financial discussion. January effected adj. Drunk beyond all rational basis, but rising sharply in confidence and perceived value as the room empties around them. Aloysious was January effected by midnight, suddenly the most bullish person remaining and unable to account for it. January termed adj. Too drunk to finish the evening conventionally, enrolling instead in an unsupervised course on getting home. Redell was January termed, studying the handrail as though it offered evening classes. Janus catted adj. Loosened by drink into two simultaneous expressions, neither of which agrees with the other. Deaira went Janus catted, smiling warmly while objecting to the proposed departure. Janus clothed adj. Emboldened by drink to reverse your presentation at will, depending on which side faces the room. Dailee became Janus clothed and wore the reversible jacket as though changing sides settled the argument. Janus kinased adj. Drunk and transmitting contradictory instructions through several internal channels at once. Boux became Janus kinased and simultaneously ordered departure, dessert and another round. Janus particled adj. You have drunk enough to wake hydrophilic on one side and hydrophobic on the other. Yaviel was Janus particled by breakfast, welcoming tea while rejecting the thought of water. Janus worded adj. You are drunk and giving every sentence two contradictory meanings before breakfast. Adavion arrived Janus worded, promising both to leave immediately and to stay for coffee. Janus-faced locked adj. Of a drinker: unable to decide which way the bedroom door opens, though either side accepts the key. Maryjeanne stood Janus-faced locked before the bathroom, trying the handle from both directions. Janz syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a small, involuntary morning tremor with suspicious regularity. Ayreonna looked Janz syndromed, her spoon making brief independent excursions across the table. Japan Standard Timed adj. Describing a drinker who is nine hours ahead of the household and still answering yesterday's questions. Yeilyn was Japan Standard Timed, eating breakfast while everyone else was still discussing last night. Japan catted adj. A drinker who presents toast upright and separately, as though breakfast required a small rack. Billie-anne was Japan catted, arranging each slice vertically before remembering the butter. Japan cedared adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them tall, resinous and unwilling to bend. Jordina stood Japan cedared beside the sink, fragrant with last night's confidence and unable to sit. Japan clovered adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest roadside plant becomes persuasive evidence that luck is on your side. Viririana grew Japan clovered and chose the hedge as proof that the shortcut would work.