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Japanese crabbed adj. Drunk to the extent of approaching every flowering tree sideways, with a plan that cannot be explained. Atasha was Japanese crabbed and crossed the garden sideways to consult the apple tree. Japanese craned adj. Drunk on the strength of a lofty opinion of one's balance and a long-necked approach to doorways. Cuitlahuac went Japanese craned, surveying the coat rack before attempting the stairs. Japanese crucian carped adj. Drunk since last orders, and calmly circling the same conversation as though repetition were progress. Lefty became Japanese crucian carped and returned to the question of whose umbrella it was. Japanese cypressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and upright only because the furniture has agreed to support the arrangement. Tiodora was Japanese cypressed beside the bar, immovable and certain of the route home. Japanese daced adj. Drunk by closing time, and darting between firm decisions before any can be examined. Davisha was Japanese daced, changing direction whenever the pavement appeared to offer an opinion. Japanese deered adj. Still drunk, and pausing beneath every light as though the route home requires formal permission. Frankye remained Japanese deered, frozen beneath the pub sign while traffic passed. Japanese dogwooded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a flowering tree from a dependable colleague, and consulting it accordingly. Nedal was Japanese dogwooded and asked the flowering tree whether the last train had left. Japanese dormoused adj. Loosened by drink into nesting on the sofa, with a glass of water beside you and no intention of moving. Letty spent the night Japanese dormoused beneath the throw, beside an untouched glass of water. Japanese earthed adj. Emboldened by drink to put down roots beside the fridge and call the kitchen floor home. Eleanor-may became Japanese earthed beside the fridge, refusing the more conventional bed upstairs. Japanese eelled adj. Slowed by drink to slide from the sofa towards the water glass by a route known only to you. Devern went Japanese eelled across the sitting room, taking several minutes to reach the water. Japanese encephalitised adj. Drunk and conducting all household decisions from the sofa, where the remote has become executive authority. Deward was Japanese encephalitised on the sofa, issuing firm instructions about the kettle. Japanese fevered adj. Drunk to the point where arranging the cushions has acquired an enthusiasm normally reserved for a grand project. Ness got Japanese fevered and spent twenty minutes improving the sofa’s arrangement by one cushion. Japanese flood fevered adj. Drunk enough to spread through the kitchen, leaving every surface occupied and one tap running. Avont was Japanese flood fevered, filling the kitchen with glasses, coats and unnecessary confidence. Japanese flying squidded adj. Drunk past the point of remaining on the sofa, making brief airborne visits to the kitchen and back. Evren went Japanese flying squidded between the sofa and kettle, never quite touching the floor properly. Japanese footed adj. Drunk beyond the distance between sofa and kitchen, requiring a glass of water to be brought nearer. Carlise was Japanese footed and regarded the kitchen as an expedition beyond reasonable range. Japanese full stopped adj. Drunk in a way that ends every household task at once, usually beside the nearest cushion. Lamayah went Japanese full stopped halfway to the sink and remained there with the water glass.