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Japanese giant horneted adj. Reduced by drink to an enormous, airborne nuisance, selecting targets with confidence and no useful plan. Shyloh became Japanese giant horneted and pursued the landlord across the garden. Japanese giant salamandered adj. Drunk, with the result that you become enormous, still and damply reconciled to the kitchen floor. Statham was Japanese giant salamandered beneath the table, accepting water only by careful delivery. Japanese gingered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the glass of water taste unexpectedly medicinal and the sofa highly restorative. Shakota was Japanese gingered and pronounced the water both necessary and faintly spicy. Japanese grosbeaked adj. Drunk on the strength of a large mouthful of water, followed by several considered remarks from the sofa. Amy- was Japanese grosbeaked, taking generous swallows before addressing the state of the kitchen. Japanese halfbeaked adj. Drunk since last orders, and able to complete only half the journey between the sofa and the sink. Deione was Japanese halfbeaked, reaching the hallway before remembering the water remained in the kitchen. Japanese honeysuckled adj. Drunk by the third round, and winding through the kitchen furniture until attached to the sofa. Keeno was Japanese honeysuckled around the kitchen chair, eventually settling beside the water. Japanese hopped adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading over the sofa and adjoining furniture faster than the household can contain. Leler was Japanese hopped, occupying the sofa, footstool and one chair before midnight. Japanese horseradished adj. Of a drinker who has cleared the sinuses entirely and is now seeing with unusual clarity. Chanette emerged from the kitchen Japanese horseradished, blinking, and oddly composed. Japanese irised (/ dʒæp.ənˌiːz ˈaɪ.rɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the sofa from its surroundings, opening out across both with quiet floral symmetry. Melissamarie was Japanese irised across the sofa, with limbs arranged in several directions. Japanese ivied adj. Sufficiently drunk to climb the sofa cushions by degrees and remain attached to them until morning. Meti was Japanese ivied by midnight, slowly covering the sofa while reaching for the water. Japanese jack mackerelled adj. Having drunk enough to circle the kitchen once, seize the water, and return to the sofa with purpose. Garrette went Japanese jack mackerelled around the kitchen before bringing the water back triumphantly. Japanese knotweeded adj. You have drunk enough to colonise the sitting room, sending roots into every cushion and surface. Helina was Japanese knotweeded across the sofa, with a water glass at the edge of the spread. Japanese lacquer treed adj. You are drunk and coated in the sofa’s throw, with a glossy stillness that discourages further handling. Emersyn was Japanese lacquer treed beneath the throw, accepting water through a narrow opening. Japanese lanterned adj. Of a drinker: glowing faintly from the sofa, with the glass of water illuminated as a distant domestic beacon. Sarie sat Japanese lanterned on the sofa, watching the water glass as though it marked the route home. Japanese lilacked adj. Of a drinker who has settled into the sofa, fragrant with drink and surrounded by the promise of spring cleaning. Jaquae was Japanese lilacked on the sofa, leaving the kitchen for another season. Japanese macaqued adj. Drunk beyond maintaining any dignity near the fruit bowl, and inclined to inspect the room from above. Drelon got Japanese macaqued and perched on the pub bench, surveying the crisps with grave interest.