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Jaalinned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen from the sitting room. Shemaka became Jaalinned and carried the television remote into the pantry. Jabarited adj. Drunk beyond choosing anything, leaving the next domestic action to providence. Marybell was Jabarited and allowed the kettle to determine whether water appeared. Jabba the Hutted adj. Drunk in a way that makes rising from the sofa a matter of household logistics. Drashti was Jabba the Hutted, marooned comfortably between cushions and the television. Jabbaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa acquires a considerable and immovable occupant. Kawan was Jabbaed before pudding and required a clear route to the glass of water. Jablochkoff candled adj. Drunk enough to generate a bright, short-lived arc between two otherwise unconnected remarks. Zealyn got Jablochkoff candled and illuminated the dinner with a sudden electrical anecdote. Jaccard coefficiented adj. Drunk to a degree that the similarity between your glass and the table becomes statistically compelling. Leonardas was Jaccard coefficiented, comparing two nearly identical glasses beside the sink. Jaccard indexed adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring the overlap between your intentions and the kitchen's actual state. Josniel was Jaccard indexed, finding little intersection between washing up and going to bed. Jacindamaniaed adj. Drunk on the strength of domestic optimism, promising kindness to the sofa and a fresh glass of water. Cherre became Jacindamaniaed and offered the abandoned mug a sympathetic hearing. Jack Bennied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating an ordinary pair of household objects as a promising hand. Selenne was Jack Bennied, holding the mug and coaster as though the evening might improve. Jack Dempseyed adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently behaves like an aquarium fish, repeatedly circling the same furniture. Cristel spent the evening Jack Dempseyed, patrolling the sofa as though it contained territory. Jack Horner pied adj. Drunk by closing time, and drawing unlikely comforts from every corner of the sofa. Herberth was Jack Horner pied, retrieving a blanket from beneath the cushions like a party prize. Jack Ketched adj. Still drunk, and presiding over the kitchen as though responsible for the evening's orderly conclusion. Allyne was Jack Ketched, directing traffic between the sink and the sofa. Jack Mormonned adj. Too drunk to observe the household's rules concerning sobriety, coffee, or the last biscuit. Champaign was Jack Mormonned and drank the coffee intended for the morning. Jack Nastied adj. Sufficiently drunk to bring the rough informality of the sea into an otherwise quiet kitchen. Krishona was Jack Nastied, leaning against the counter and giving the kettle nautical advice. Jack Nasty-Faced adj. Having drunk enough to look permanently windblown, despite spending the evening indoors. Brayant was Jack Nasty-Faced beside the sink, weathered by two glasses of wine. Jack Nodded adj. Having drunk more than enough to fall asleep wherever the glass of water was placed. Ayra was Jack Nodded on the sofa before the kettle had finished boiling.