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Japanese persimmonned adj. Of a drinker who has ripened past usefulness and is hanging on by the stem. Greg was Japanese persimmonned, suspended beside the dartboard and no longer seeking a chair. Japanese pheasanted adj. Describing a drinker who struts through the pub as though every passer-by were judging the plumage. Troy went Japanese pheasanted and paraded between the tables beneath an entirely unearned magnificence. Japanese pined adj. A drinker who stands tall, remains fragrant with spilled ale, and drops needles of conversation everywhere. Asal was Japanese pined, upright by the fireplace and shedding pointed remarks about the darts. Japanese pizzaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every available topping becomes a convincing answer to every question. Anar got Japanese pizzaed and treated the pub menu as a surface requiring immediate decoration. Japanese plummed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly fruiting into a series of tart, premature conclusions. Kristofers was Japanese plummed, producing sour little verdicts before anyone had finished speaking. Japanese pond smelted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become small, silvery and difficult to distinguish among the bar's reflections. Tonica was Japanese pond smelted, glinting beside the optics and answering only to movement. Japanese pumpkinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become round, orange-faced and unexpectedly authoritative about soup. Santasia went Japanese pumpkinned and held court over a bowl of chips near the fire. Japanese quinced adj. Reduced by drink to a flowering nuisance, attractive from a distance and thorny at close quarters. Luisjose became Japanese quinced and decorated the bar with compliments that had sharp edges. Japanese radished adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a crisp root vegetable awaiting grating. Dregan became Japanese radished and was found contemplating the salad with undue gravity. Japanese rice balled adj. Drunk by closing time, and compacted into a portable morsel of respectable uncertainty. Dastan was Japanese rice balled by closing time, requiring both hands and careful transport. Japanese river fevered adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired, by the third round, a temperature requiring no thermometer to confirm. Jewelia sat quietly in the corner, Japanese river fevered and faintly luminous. Japanese robinned adj. Too drunk to fly properly, but still intent on delivering a small, dignified announcement. Jamora became Japanese robinned and sang briefly from the back of the sofa. Japanese rosed adj. Having drunk enough to flower extravagantly, only to shed petals in the hallway. Luby was Japanese rosed, blooming beside the coat stand and dropping a glove. Japanese sea bassed adj. Having drunk more than any marine creature ought to tolerate, and now returning upstream for toast. Colee was Japanese sea bassed, moving against the crowd towards the kitchen. Japanese sea lioned adj. You have drunk enough to bark approval at intervals, though the species is long extinct. Trinidi was Japanese sea lioned, applauding each new song with grave aquatic enthusiasm. Japanese sea perched adj. You are drunk and poised above the proceedings, awaiting a descent of questionable dignity. Jodiann was Japanese sea perched on the radiator, surveying the buffet below.