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Japanese seaperched adj. Of a drinker: poised above ordinary conversation, like a valuable fish awaiting presentation. Starisha was Japanese seaperched on the sofa arm, appraising the room's lesser currents. Japanese slippered adj. Describing a drinker who has been mixed with citrus and sweetness, then lost beneath the table. Laquandra was Japanese slippered after two cocktails and a lengthy argument with the umbrella stand. Japanese smelted adj. A drinker who has been rendered delicate and metallic, suitable for neither tackle nor conversation. Nau was Japanese smelted, glinting faintly beneath the bar's unforgiving lights. Japanese snake blennied adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation proceeds in a long, narrow, subterranean direction. Vessie was Japanese snake blennied, extending one anecdote beneath the entire dinner table. Japanese sparrowhawked adj. The state of being drunk and making abrupt, unnecessary descents upon unattended snacks. Beach was Japanese sparrowhawked, diving upon olives whenever the conversation faltered. Japanese spikenarded adj. The condition of a drinker who rises impressively, occupies too much vertical space, and needs staking. Jaden-james was Japanese spikenarded, upright and imposing beside the modest pot plant. Japanese spindled adj. The drunkenness of one who turns steadily in place, producing no thread and little progress. Lujuan was Japanese spindled, rotating beside the table without approaching the exit. Japanese spiny lobstered adj. Reduced by drink to a prickly crustacean, chiefly concerned with backing into the furniture. Falicia was Japanese spiny lobstered, bristling at the lampshade and retreating towards the hall. Japanese spitzed adj. Softened by drink into a small white dog, alert to every sound and incapable of useful action. Steelie was Japanese spitzed, listening intently to the kettle and wagging at nobody. Japanese spurged adj. Sharpened by drink into an evergreen groundcover, advancing steadily across the sitting room. Machael was Japanese spurged, spreading beneath the furniture and resisting all attempts at removal. Japanese squashed adj. Loosened by drink into a soft orange mass, best served after a period of quiet. Aishatu was Japanese squashed beneath the cloakroom bench, warm and difficult to distinguish from luggage. Japanese stewartiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to blossom publicly, despite having no business resembling a tree. Trendon was Japanese stewartiaed, flowering beside the piano with ceremonial confidence. Japanese stiltgrassed adj. Slowed by drink to advance on tall, uncertain legs through territory that resists cultivation. Melaki was Japanese stiltgrassed, crossing the garden in slow, invasive increments. Japanese studiesed adj. Drunk and conducting exhaustive academic inquiry into matters settled before the first round. Kaysi became Japanese studiesed and opened a seminar on the correct use of the ashtray. Japanese sumacked adj. Drunk to the point where every surface promises lacquer, seasoning, or a regrettable rash. Jymon was Japanese sumacked, admiring the table's sheen and touching it repeatedly. Japanese sweet potatoed adj. You have drunk enough to become soft, earthy and unexpectedly difficult to remove from the sofa. Mariolita went Japanese sweet potatoed and required two colleagues and a cushion to reach the taxi.