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Japanizationed adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary exchange has been converted into a formal ceremony. Romonia went Japanizationed at the bar, making Rozier receive the receipt with both hands. Japannered adj. Drunk enough to become an entire representative presence, leaving companions responsible for the delegation. Jasem went Japannered at the reception, and Deviontae spent the evening translating his gestures into requests. Japanoised adj. Drunk past the point of conversation and producing a private industrial soundtrack for everyone nearby. Amelia went Japanoised beside the speakers, forcing Angeni to negotiate a quieter corner. Japanolatried adj. A drinker who has developed, over the course of the evening, an elaborate reverence for something they cannot adequately explain. Chawna went Japanolatried and spent twenty minutes describing the construction of a pencil. Japanologied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the room into a syllabus and every bystander into compulsory reading. Tadhg went Japanologied after dinner, lecturing Anieya on the historical importance of the coat queue. Japanologisted adj. Drunk beyond any useful boundary, with every acquaintance examined as though a field note were required. Donovan became Japanologisted at the reunion, taking notes on strangers until Annah confiscated the pen. Japanophiled (/dʒəˌpænə(ʊ)ˈfaɪld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in the room receives an affectionate introduction. Ivell was Japanophiled by midnight, warmly presenting each household object to the departing guests. Japanophiliaed (/dʒəˌpanə(ʊ)ˈfɪlɪ.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a passing interest contagious and everyone else an unwilling enthusiast. Mattson went Japanophiliaed over the menu, while Edrian listened to a lengthy account of every illustration. Japanophobed adj. Drunk to the extent of fearing an entirely ordinary room, then requiring escorts past its harmless decorations. Bernise went Japanophobed at the restaurant, and Kimaree had to reassure her about the paper lanterns. Japanophobiaed adj. The state of being drunk and finding every map an unnecessarily personal matter. Hevyn became Japanophobiaed and objected quietly to the atlas on the coffee table. Japanophoned adj. The condition of a drinker who addresses everyone as though a translation may be required. Quandarrius got Japanophoned and repeated the question in slower English. Japantowned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a familiar neighbourhood as a destination requiring a guidebook. Damone became Japantowned and spent twenty minutes locating the pub he was sitting in. Japhetanned adj. Reduced by drink to tracing the family tree back further than the conversation warrants. Dianie got Japhetanned and began assigning biblical ancestry to everyone at the table. Japhethited adj. Sharpened by drink into producing an ancestry for anyone who stands still long enough. Vsevolod got Japhethited and supplied three generations for the barman. Japhetianed adj. Softened by drink into accepting a very distant relative as immediate family. Verton became Japhetianed and invited an acquaintance to Christmas on genealogical grounds. Japhetited adj. Loosened by drink into accepting descent from an ancestor several thousand years too early. Madhavi became Japhetited and revised her family history between courses.