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Jatered adj. You have drunk enough to assign emotional significance to every pair of people who happen to stand together. Quaheem was Jatered, interpreting the bouncers' shared glance as a romantic development. Jatnied adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining a calm presence amid increasingly unnecessary introductions. Makhala was Jatnied, introducing herself to people she had met twice already. Jatted adj. Drunk since last orders, and continuing with the quiet persistence of an old argument. Delphinia was Jatted, still making the same point beside the empty ashtray. Jatvingianed adj. Still drunk, and speaking as though an extinct distinction might settle the matter. Agusta was Jatvingianed and used an old territorial name for the car park. Jatz crackersed adj. Drunk and guarding the lower extremities with both hands whenever the stairs become involved. Hudeyfa was Jatz crackersed and descended the stairs with an unusually protective posture. Jaunpuried adj. Drunk enough to make a careful local survey of the room, chiefly by walking into its furniture. Ernad got Jaunpuried and mapped the hallway by colliding gently with its obstacles. Java black rotted adj. Drunk to a degree that the legs have acquired a dark, spreading failure of coordination. Effia was Java black rotted and found the staircase deteriorating in every direction at once. Java canvased adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a surface on which every stagger leaves a visible impression. Mudasir was Java canvased and collected the hallway's scuffs along one shoulder. Java catted adj. Drunk on the strength of instinct alone, landing lightly only after several unsuccessful attempts. Aneitra was Java catted and crossed the room in a series of unplanned crouches. Java manned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reconstructing an earlier, less reliable form of upright walking. Tennill was Java manned and approached the stairs with an archaeological gait. Java mouse deered adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving in small, alert steps whenever anyone mentions the stairs. Eshawna was Java mouse deered and crossed the landing in tiny, highly deliberate movements. Java mouse-deered adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying remarkably little of the staircase at any one moment. Alazea was Java mouse-deered and descended with the concentrated delicacy of a small hoofed animal. Java peppered adj. Still drunk, and scattering small sharp corrections through every step and sentence. Kamra was Java peppered and corrected her balance with several brisk gestures. Java sparrowed adj. Sufficiently drunk to perch wherever possible, and to make a small noise before attempting stairs. Almyra was Java sparrowed and perched on the banister before answering the question. JavaBeaned adj. Having drunk more than the body's standard getters and setters can safely accommodate. Riven was JavaBeaned and spent the evening retrieving balance, then setting it somewhere else. JavaScripted (/ˈdʒɑː.və.skɹɪptd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make every movement event-driven, asynchronous, and poorly documented. Emiree got JavaScripted and clicked twice at the stair rail before proceeding.