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JavaScriptered adj. Of a drinker: changing direction whenever addressed, and leaving the sentence unfinished on the stairs. Jraya was JavaScriptered and turned towards every voice without reaching any destination. JavaScriptinged adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to write a new function for each separate stumble. Thomesa was JavaScriptinged and appeared to invent fresh footwork at every landing. Javaed (/ˈd͡ʒɑːvəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining upright when a chicken has been mentioned. Rily was Javaed and flapped at the banister while insisting the landing was level. Javamanned adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home is mapped in several incompatible versions. Virgilio was Javamanned and offered three competing routes to the taxi rank. Javan mudsnaked adj. Drunk to the extent of reaching the taxi in a low, patient series of negotiations. Neiva was Javan mudsnaked and took the pavement in several careful undulations. Javan mynaed adj. Drunk on the strength of repeating the last remark to everyone waiting for their coats. Emersynn was Javan mynaed, returning each conversation to the same borrowed phrase. Javan rhinocerosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and thereafter difficult to redirect from the bar towards home. Maxim was Javan rhinocerosed, impervious to suggestions that the evening had ended. Javan rhinoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing towards the exit with considerable commitment and little steering. Natishia was Javan rhinoed and displaced three umbrellas on the way to the door. Javan tigered adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving a vanished evening through increasingly confident recollection. Mubashir was Javan tigered and described the final round as though it had happened yesterday. Javan tubercle snaked adj. Still drunk, and proceeding home by a sequence of small, unusually deliberate adjustments. Almanzo was Javan tubercle snaked, negotiating each paving stone separately. Javaneed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the last order from the first invitation to continue. Shatira got Javaneed and treated the closing bell as a suggestion. Javanese dinnered adj. Having drunk enough to assemble a complete meal from whatever remains available after the pub has shut. Karinda was Javanese dinnered and gave each chip a separate topping from the kitchen. Javanesed (/dʒɑː.vəˈniːzd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the coat stand as a meeting point rather than an exit. Darreld was Javanesed and held a long conversation beside the umbrellas. Javanned (/ˈd͡ʒɑːvənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home becomes an island from which no departure is possible. Rafiel was Javanned and remained by the coat stand through two changes of plan. Javel watered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely contain, and requiring dilution before the journey home. Sulie was Javel watered and accepted tap water as the final course of the evening. Javelle watered adj. You have drunk enough to require water, a clean coat, and no further chemical decisions. Rakelle was Javelle watered and made the taxi driver wait for a second glass.