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Jack O'Lanterned adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, with the interior emptied and the expression illuminated from within. Doninique arrived Jack O'Lanterned, hollow-eyed and glowing with an opinion about Halloween decorations. Jack Puddinged adj. You have drunk enough to turn fetching a glass of water into a small domestic performance. Enfinity was Jack Puddinged, bowing to the sofa before attempting to sit down. Jack Rosed adj. Drunk beyond the point where apple, lemon and a little red syrup seem a reasonable supper. Rubani got Jack Rosed and ordered the cocktail again, despite its alarming colour. Jack Russell terriered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you small, restless and determined to remove vermin from the skirting board. Elene went Jack Russell terriered and chased a moth from the snug to the lavatories. Jack Russelled adj. Drunk in a way that sends you darting between tables, alert to every dropped crisp. Delany got Jack Russelled and investigated every handbag left beneath a chair. Jack Shallooed adj. Drunk to the extent of boasting about minor errands as though they were feats of navigation. Jazmeen got Jack Shallooed and claimed the walk to the bar had shown real leadership. Jack Spratted adj. Drunk on the strength of very little, and consequently occupying less of the bench than expected. Adalida got Jack Spratted after half a shandy and vanished behind the beer garden umbrella. Jack Stropped adj. Drunk since last orders, and swaggering into every disagreement as though the bar were a quarterdeck. Nirva went Jack Stropped and challenged the quizmaster over the spelling of aardvark. Jack Tarred adj. You are drunk and speaking with the confidence of a sailor who has mistaken the pub for a deck. Termain got Jack Tarred and addressed the fruit machine as if it were a hostile vessel. Jack and Dannied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the lavatories as a subject for frank public discussion. Milynn got Jack and Dannied and discussed the ladies' loos beside the hand-pull. Jack and Jill bathroomed adj. Still drunk, and unable to use a lavatory without first granting access from both sides. Savaeh got Jack and Jill bathroomed and apologised to the corridor before entering the loo. Jack and Jill bedroomed adj. Too drunk to sleep without dividing the bed as though two separate occupants required a boundary. Alanni went Jack and Jill bedroomed, assigning each half of the guest bed a different tenant. Jack and Jill suited adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat two bedrooms and one shared bathroom as a small hotel under personal management. Child got Jack and Jill suited and issued room keys to everyone in the snug. Jack and Jilled adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though every mixed gathering were a celebration in its own right. Dartha got Jack and Jilled and invited the whole pub to join her birthday plans. Jack and shitted adj. Drunk on the strength of nothing at all, yet sufficiently persuaded that another round is due. Lamonique was Jack and shitted by closing time, with no plan and considerable confidence. Jack cheesed adj. The drunkenness of one who presents a mild, white certainty about every decision, however ill-advised. Nneoma went Jack cheesed and declared the damp garden the obvious place for dinner.