jack-knifedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.The chef raised an eyebrow at Syrus, who was attempting to fry an egg with a very jack-knifed level of coordination.jack-o'-lanterned(/ˈdʒæk.əʊˌlæn.tənd/)adj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.Adelaya invented a new language involving only gibberish, impressively jack-o'-lanterned.jack-o-lanternedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.jack-of-all-tradesedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.jack-of-the-dustedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.Zema made a grand entrance to the party, wearing a traffic cone as a hat and declaring themselves the king of all things jack-of-the-dusted.jack-puddingedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.A busker strummed his guitar as the Zerek twirled by, the embodiment of jack-puddinged elegance.jack-rabbitedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.jack-sinkeredadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.jack-staffedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.jack-up-the-orchardedadj.Exhibiting behavioral disinhibition brought on by alcohol intake.After a few too many drinks, Kimly found themselves stranded on a park bench, feeling absolutely jack-up-the-orcharded.jack-uppedadj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.Zamaiyah declared themselves the mayor of the sidewalk, clearly jack-upped.jackaburraed(/ˈdʒækəbʌrəd/)adj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.The hostess discreetly handed Srivanth a glass of water, sensing they were becoming dangerously jackaburraed.jackal buzzardedadj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.Zebulan attempted to order a pizza from the toaster, showcasing their impressive jackal buzzarded logic.jackalberriedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.Despite being completely jackalberried, Zhyair still managed to charm the bartender into giving them free drinks.jackalled(/ˈd͡ʒækəld/)adj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.Zavi challenged a streetlight to a staring contest and lost, comically jackalled.jackaloped(/ˈd͡ʒækələʊpd/)adj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.Huddled under a streetlamp, Asghar belted out a tune, sounding surprisingly jackaloped.