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jackanaperied adj. Having drunk enough to behave like a performing monkey, particularly when nobody has requested entertainment. Ashton-james grew jackanaperied and attempted a balcony performance with a teaspoon. jackaninnied adj. You are drunk and making a poor showing of even the simplest morning-after task. jackarooed adj. Of a drinker: drunk beyond the settlement, waking in open country with no useful account of the night. Ecequiel was jackarooed, found asleep beyond the gate with a hat full of eucalyptus leaves. jackarsed adj. Describing a drinker who is foolishly obnoxious before breakfast and unapologetic about the timing. jackass batteried adj. The state of being drunk and arranged in a slow, mule-drawn formation towards the nearest sofa. Cruzita was jackass batteried, with Royer towing her gently from the kitchen to bed. jackass copalled adj. The condition of a drinker who has hardened overnight into a fragrant lump no one wishes to disturb. jackass corned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small, dense breakfast item and is difficult to improve. Keissy was jackass corned, sitting squarely beside the toaster and declining all conversation. jackass covered adj. Reduced by drink to a plated little shield, defending the pillow from all further enquiries. Jhony was jackass covered, curled beneath the duvet and impervious to plans for breakfast. jackass kingfishered adj. Softened by drink into a laughing river bird, especially when silence would be more appropriate. jackass morwonged adj. Sharpened by drink into a fish-shaped opinion, still pointed at everyone by breakfast. Deion was jackass morwonged, delivering precise criticisms from beneath the breakfast table. jackass of all tradesed adj. Loosened by drink into a person attempting every morning task and completing none of them. Emine was jackass of all tradesed, attempting breakfast, laundry, and a bank transfer without completing any. jackass penguined adj. Emboldened by drink to waddle into the morning as though the cold and witnesses were irrelevant. Jamayra was jackass penguined, crossing the frosty garden in slippers without visible concern. jackassed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is approached with a donkey's patience and judgement. jackasseried adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which foolish behaviour becomes a considered morning policy. jackassfished adj. Drunk and lying flat, cold-eyed and unhelpfully shaped for retrieval from the sofa. Dreema was jackassfished across the sofa, watching the room with the stillness of a caught fish. jackassificationed adj. Drunk to the point where becoming an obstructive fool appears a gradual, irreversible process. Avedis was jackassificationed by dawn, progressing from misplaced keys to misplaced confidence.