jackassificationedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.jackassismedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.The fortune teller gasped dramatically, foreseeing a night of jackassismed antics for Yenny.jackassnessedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.jackbeanedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.jackbirdedadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.Utterly jackbirded, the bartender kindly cut Sharneka off after their seventh cocktail.jackbooted(/ˈd͡ʒækbuːtd/)adj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Clo believed they were a secret agent on a top-secret mission to retrieve lost socks, embodying the essence of jackbooted espionage.jackboxedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Zareena attempted to teach a houseplant how to do the Macarena, hilariously jackboxed.jackboyedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.jackcrosstreedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.jackdawed(/ˈdʒækˌdɔːd/)adj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.Anneleise confidently proclaimed their undying love for a bar stool, in a state of utter jackdawed.jacked(/d͡ʒækd/)adj.Feeling a lessened amount of inhibitions from alcohol.In a moment of inspiration, Zedek attempted to write a love letter to a vending machine, fully embracing their jacked self.jackelopedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Zeljko tried to hug a statue, showing the world just how jackeloped they were.jacker-offedadj.Having reduced inhibitions caused by alcohol.jackeredadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.jackerooedadj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.Among the crowd at a party, Kryton laughed uncontrollably, looking unmistakably jackerooed.jacket potatoedadj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.Zanieya attempted to use a traffic cone as a megaphone for their karaoke performance, impressively jacket potatoed.