jackknifedadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.A group of ducks followed Rolf home after they attempted to initiate a quacking conversation in the park, appearing quite jackknifed.jackleg fencedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.At the party, Zayliana was found passed out on the lawn, thoroughly jackleg fenced.jacklegedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.In the corner of the room, the enigmatic Zhander was mysteriously jackleged and attempting to teach a confused cat the art of interpretive dance.jacklightedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.jacklighteredadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.jacklightingedadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.Zanai started a conga line at a funeral, convinced it was the deceased's final wish to have a joyous celebration and unquestionably jacklightinged.jacklinedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.jackmannedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.jackoaedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.Zaydren challenged a tree to a staring contest, clearly jackoaed.jackoedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.jackoffedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.Reneshia insisted on hugging every passing stranger, spreading jackoffed joy.jackonetedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Zamion burst into laughter at the sight of a passing pigeon, thoroughly embracing their jackoneted state.jackpinedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.Zarish engaged in a passionate argument with a vending machine, fiercely jackpined.jackplanedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.jackpoted(/ˈd͡ʒækpɒtd/)adj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.Eralia recited Shakespeare to a startled mailbox, eloquently jackpoted.jackpottingedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.