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Jack in the greened adj. Having drunk enough to wear the beer garden's foliage as ceremonial headgear. Bilol got Jack in the greened and returned from outside crowned with ivy and pub receipts. Jack o' the clocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and emerging at intervals to announce a time nobody requested. Kezzie was Jack o' the clocked, appearing from the hallway whenever another drink arrived. Jack of all Tradesed adj. Drunk, with the result that every task is attempted competently except the one of remaining upright. Adona went Jack of all Tradesed, speaking, gesturing and missing the same stair in rotation. Jack of all tradesed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every bodily function serviceable except coordination between them. Chelsye got Jack of all tradesed, maintaining conversation while abandoning the staircase to gravity. Jack out of doorsed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub doorway for permanent accommodation. Mikaila got Jack out of doorsed and arranged a coat beneath the awning for the night. Jack shitted adj. Drunk since last orders, and contributing nothing useful to the search for the coats. Shakaila was Jack shitted in the cloakroom, offering no assistance with anyone's belongings. Jack squatted adj. Still drunk, and occupying the lowest available position while claiming to be nearly ready. Hezekiah was Jack squatted beneath the cloakroom rail, waiting for the floor to settle. Jack the ladded adj. You are drunk and pursuing pleasure with the administrative discipline of a loose shopping trolley. Janeyah went Jack the ladded and spent her wages on crisps for people she had just met. Jack whored adj. Of a drinker: broad in the beam, boldly flirtatious and entirely persuaded the pub is impressed. Crixus got Jack whored and complimented the barmaid's elbows with great conviction. Jack-a-Lented adj. Of a drinker who has become the evening's small target, drawing rolled-up beer mats from every direction. Jerzie got Jack-a-Lented and spent closing time dodging beer mats in the snug. Jack-at-all-tradesed adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting every method of descent without mastering any. Vadia went Jack-at-all-tradesed, trying the stairs forwards, sideways and briefly backwards. Jack-go-to-bed-at-nooned adj. Describing a drinker who retires at midday, despite having only just discovered the bar. Cressida went Jack-go-to-bed-at-nooned and fell asleep beside an untouched lunchtime lager. Jack-in-the-pulpited adj. A drinker who has taken to the corner booth, speaking solemnly through leaves of bar garnish. Javori got Jack-in-the-pulpited and preached about patience from behind the salad bowl. Jack-in-the-watered adj. The state of being drunk and stationed by the bar steps, directing imaginary traffic towards the river. Llecenia got Jack-in-the-watered and waved taxis towards the nearest imaginary quay. Jack-jump-up-and-kiss-med adj. The condition of a drinker who springs up affectionately whenever anyone passes, like a pansy in a draught. Shelbert got Jack-jump-up-and-kiss-med and embraced three customers who had merely gone outside. Jack-of-all-tradesed adj. Drunk on the strength of being able to perform every part of walking, but never simultaneously. Vivette got Jack-of-all-tradesed, alternately balancing, speaking and locating the next stair.