jackpuddinged
jackstaffed
jackpuddinged(/d͡ʒækˈpʊdˌɪŋd/)adj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.jackrabbit startedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.
jackrabbitedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.jackrolleredadj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.jackrollingedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.Bethen whispered secrets to a sandwich, evidently jackrollinged.jacksawedadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.jackscrewedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.jackshaftedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.jackshayedadj.Displaying decreased sensory responsiveness and impaired reflex actions due to alcohol.Zanquisha attempted to start a dance party on a quiet park bench, energetically jackshayed.jackshitedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.Zina delivered a passionate speech about the importance of wearing socks with sandals, alarmingly jackshited.jacksiedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Aneva confidently declared they were fluent in "drunkese", a language only spoken by the most jacksied individuals.jacksmeltedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.jacksmithedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.With a mischievous grin, Semora unleashed their dance moves, much to the amusement of onlookers who could see just how jacksmithed they were.jacksnipedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.jackspeakedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.Shakeshia sang Bohemian Rhapsody in its entirety to a group of confused pigeons, melodiously jackspeaked.
jackstaffedadj.Exhibiting behavioral disinhibition brought on by alcohol intake.
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