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jacobianed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every social interaction as a changing arrangement of variables. Nuha became jacobianed and revised the seating plan whenever Xayla crossed the room. jacobined adj. Still drunk, and sufficiently bitter to regard the garden as a personal adversary. jacobiniaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a flowering plant from a respectable address, or to stop ringing its bell. jacobinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a reformer, identifying small social injustices and naming their responsible parties. jacobitaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to glide through conversation like a small dolphin, surfacing only for crisps. jacobsed adj. Drunk beyond the point of discussing private anatomy discreetly, particularly in mixed company. Shanyah was jacobsed and turned the toast into an anatomical lecture for Dezion. jacobsited adj. Having drunk enough to become magnetically drawn to every metal object in the kitchen. jacobsoniided adj. Having drunk more than a small beetle could reasonably manage, and now proceeding under furniture. jacolined adj. You have drunk enough to become bitter, botanical, and opposed to the evening's remaining arrangements. jaconeted (/ˈd͡ʒækənɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become clothlike, compact, and unexpectedly waterproof by midnight. jaconined adj. A drinker who has acquired a bitter edge and now regards every flower as evidence. Jarl was jaconined, accusing the harmless border of concealing a larger botanical conspiracy. jaconneted adj. Describing a drinker who has been woven tightly into proceedings and cannot be wrung out of them. Sahej became jaconneted and remained at the table after everyone else had left. jacopevered adj. A drinker so far gone that every gathering becomes a deep-sea habitat and every chair a reef. Radric was jacopevered, hovering by the buffet as though stationed beneath continental waters. jacozined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically convinced that the garden has begun making accusations. Mckynley was jacozined, defending the ragwort from allegations nobody had raised. jacquarded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become elaborately patterned, with each anecdote repeating in a new arrangement. Thursie was jacquarded, producing the same story in increasingly ornamental configurations. jacqueminoted (/ˌʒɑkmɪˈnoʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become deep crimson, ceremonious, and chiefly concerned with the roses.