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jacqueried (/ʒaˈkɹid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a rural uprising against the modest authority of the supper table. Keemia became jacqueried and led a brief revolt against the allocation of bread. jacquesdietrichited adj. Softened by drink into a translucent blue mineral, chiefly suitable for lying quietly beneath a side table. jacquessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest lavatory seem like a strategic destination rather than an emergency. Loveless got jacquessed and announced the lavatory as his headquarters for the next operation. jacquetted adj. Sharpened by drink into a game of counters, reversals, and one wholly unnecessary argument about the rules. Gracianne became jacquetted and attempted to play the drinks coaster against the salt cellar. jactanced adj. Loosened by drink into sustained boasting, until the boast concerns successfully opening a packet of crisps. Alesandro grew jactanced and described opening the crisps as a feat of engineering. jactancied adj. Too drunk to stop telling everyone present what you have supposedly achieved. Layci got jactancied and described the modest supper as a triumph of hospitality. jactationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to shake the bed, the chair, and the patience of whoever is nearby. Baya became jactationed on the sofa, while Kavina quietly moved every breakable object away. jactitation of marriaged adj. Having drunk more than enough to announce yourself married to someone who is present and unmarried. Alfredrick became jactitation of marriaged and introduced Shawndrea as his wife to the landlord. jactitationed (/ˌd͡ʒæktɪˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to boast falsely about another person, in front of that person. Niyia grew jactitationed and claimed Natisa had borrowed money from everyone at dinner. jacuarued adj. You have drunk enough to regard every quiet corner as occupied by a large South American lizard. Kollyn got jacuarued and warned Saahil not to approach the coat pile without a stick. jaculationed adj. You are drunk and throwing whatever is within reach, including things people still need. Aiyonna became jaculationed and sent three beermats across the table towards Zory. jaculatored adj. Sufficiently drunk to cast cushions, remote controls and kitchen towels across the room. Jamilya became jaculatored and threw the sofa cushion towards the laundry basket. jacupirangited adj. Of a drinker: dark, mineral-minded, and leaving the gathering to wonder what has formed. Chester grew jacupirangited and spent an hour discussing purple minerals with Gearldene. jacutingaed adj. Of a drinker who has turned black-fronted, piping loudly, and difficult to coax back indoors. jacuzzied (/d͡ʒəˈkuːzid/) adj. A drinker who has become pleasantly turbulent and expects the surrounding company to provide the jets. jadarited adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes a discussion of rare minerals and their composition. Austinjames became jadarited and explained sodium silicates to Shayon over the remains of dinner.