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jagoited adj. Having drunk enough to become yellow-green in aspect and structurally unwilling to co-operate with gravity. Audene looked jagoited under the kitchen light and negotiated the stairs by mineralogical increments. jagonged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and moving through the room like loose maize in a sack. Sinnie went jagonged on the stairs, scattering balance from one foot to the next. jagowerited adj. You have drunk enough to turn pale green, lose the straight line, and require the stairs in instalments. Jaryiah came jagowerited from the pub, taking the banister as a fixed point of navigation. jagraed adj. Drunk and swaying between the furniture, with the balance of a loose sweet in a warm pocket. Dannis went jagraed before pudding, leaning on the piano whenever the room moved. jagrataed adj. Drunk to the point where the night’s singing, dancing and last orders have become one continuous vigil. jagua palmed adj. Drunk enough to spread through the pub like a tropical canopy, sheltering every abandoned coat beneath. Colin-junior got jagua palmed and gathered six coats around himself at the bus stop. jaguared (/ˈd͡ʒæɡ.jʊəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of quiet conversation, moving through the closing pub with spotted, deliberate intent. jaguareted adj. Drunk beyond identification, black-coated and difficult to place at the end of the evening. jaguarnessed adj. Drunk in a way that gives the room the wary attention of a large spotted cat. jaguarondied adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk home becomes a low, watchful traverse between pools of light. Shayona went jaguarondied and crossed the car park by the longest possible route. jaguarundied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you compact, wary and unexpectedly quick when the taxi arrives. Lissandra got jaguarundied and reached the taxi before anyone had found the keys. jagueited adj. Still drunk, and faintly metallic in manner, with several complicated arrangements holding the journey home together. jagweeded adj. Too drunk to stop being a nuisance at the coat stand, where every departure requires an objection. jahajied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the last bus as a vessel and its driver as a captain. Anjelyna became jahajied and saluted the night bus before boarding for home. jahaliaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the absence of a plan for a perfectly workable route home. Catessa got jahaliaed and followed the first coat-bearing stranger towards the station. jahiliyyahed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably explain, and now proceeding through darkness without useful knowledge. Domonica was jahiliyyahed and asked the taxi driver which direction the town was in.