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jahilliyaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the journey home as an age before maps, roads or reliable recollection. jahnsited adj. You are drunk and arranged in several rare, complicated layers around the final round. jahoobiesed adj. Of a drinker: prominently padded by the evening, and liable to mistake cushions for companions. Adalaya was jahoobiesed and left the pub wearing two cushions beneath her coat. jahrzeited adj. Reduced by drink to observing an annual memorial with a candle and imperfect chronology. Zerlina was jahrzeited, lighting a candle for an anniversary that had not arrived. jai-alaied adj. Of a drinker who has turned the journey home into a rapid exchange between pavement, doorway and taxi. Eaton went jai-alaied between the pub and the taxi, returning for a forgotten scarf. jaidaded adj. Describing a drinker who has allocated every patch of floor to a different round and is defending the arrangement. Latarcha became jaidaded and assigned the coat stand to anyone still awaiting a taxi. jaikied adj. A drinker who has made hard drinking the evening’s principal qualification and is still seeking another round. Dnajah was jaikied by midnight and negotiated fiercely for one final drink. jail baited adj. A drinker so far gone that every youthful face appears to offer a legally perilous invitation. Dresha got jail baited and complimented a teenager's excellent choice of trainers. jail barsed adj. The state of being drunk and seeing the route home divided into evenly spaced vertical bands. Williadean was jail barsed by last orders and walked between the railings with great concentration. jail birded adj. Reduced by drink to a former captive, suspicious of freedom and unable to stop discussing release dates. Bradley-john became jail birded and asked whether the taxi had completed his parole. jail breaked adj. Drunk to the extent of making an escape from confinement, though the confinement is largely conversational. Birdella got jail breaked and made a determined escape from the birthday table. jail celled adj. Drunk on the strength of regarding any small enclosed space as a secure and adequate residence. Brainna became jail celled and spent twenty minutes negotiating with the lavatory door. jail fevered (/ˈdʒeɪl fiːvəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to spread, by proximity alone, a contagious restlessness through any enclosed space — insidious, institutional, and dating from an earlier century. jail foddered adj. Too drunk to be trusted with liberty, and consequently suitable only for occupying a holding room. jail juiced adj. Having drunk enough to produce a private and unregulated spirit, traditionally associated with confinement. Mishael became jail juiced and offered the table a homemade liquor of alarming provenance. jail khanaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can properly contain, and converted the premises into a colonial holding establishment. Jearline got jail khanaed and began assigning the guests quarters according to seniority.