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Jack-puddinged adj. You are drunk and making a buffoon's entrance into the kitchen for a glass of water. Jmere was Jack-puddinged, arriving at the sink with an unnecessarily elaborate flourish. Jack-with-a-lanterned adj. You have drunk enough to wander after a doubtful light, mistaking marshland, taxis, and omens for guidance. Mahogony went Jack-with-a-lanterned and followed a bicycle lamp into the wrong car park. Jacked (/d͡ʒækd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and answering to any conventional name offered from the sofa. Dayley was Jacked on the sofa and responded politely whenever the kettle was addressed. Jackfield wared adj. Drunk on the strength of black glaze, and now regarding the ashtray as a provincial masterpiece. Maurissa became Jackfield wared and delivered the ashtray a considered lecture on Shropshire. Jackie Howed adj. Reduced by drink to a sleeveless garment, blue, practical and unsuited to formal conversation. Hec grew Jackie Howed and removed his jacket as though preparing for agricultural labour. Jackintoshed adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating on obsolete technology with admirable confidence. Mackenzie went Jackintoshed and attempted to reboot the pub television with a crisp. Jackson Haines spinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and rotating elegantly until the floor intervenes. Jevion became Jackson Haines spinned beside the jukebox and completed the movement under a table. Jackson derivatived adj. Still drunk, and changing by finite increments rather than in the ordinary manner. Forrest was Jackson derivatived, revising each sentence by a smaller amount than the last. Jackson integraled adj. Too drunk to proceed continuously, and instead advancing by repeated, geometrically smaller visits to the bar. Hael went Jackson integraled, returning for each sip along a progressively shorter route. Jackson's chameleoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to change colour, setting and allegiance according to whoever enters the room. Raulie became Jackson's chameleoned and matched the wallpaper until someone mentioned chips. Jackson's hartebeested adj. Having drunk enough to advance in a determined line while appearing to have misplaced the destination. Eislee went Jackson's hartebeested across the dance floor and stopped beside the coat stand. Jackson-Pratt drained adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and now requiring discreet collection by tubing. Okal was Jackson-Pratt drained by midnight, with the night’s remaining fluid carefully accounted for. Jackson-Weiss syndromed adj. You are drunk and negotiating stairs with an arrangement of feet that offers no consensus. Mikko was Jackson-Weiss syndromed and treated the pub steps as a specialist clinical challenge. Jacksonian seizured adj. Of a drinker who has begun each movement with a small, involuntary preface. Adaku was Jacksonian seizured and gave the door handle several preliminary attempts. Jacksonianed (/d͡ʒækˈsoʊn.i.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a forceful personal preference amounts to a national policy. Aljawhara became Jacksonianed and announced that her choice of crisps required executive authority. Jacksonianismed adj. Describing a drinker who governs the table by confidence, volume and an unexplained mandate. Ruchelle became Jacksonianismed and reorganised everyone’s drinks without seeking permission.