jakhalsbessied
jalapic acided

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jakhalsbessied adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently treating a fruit tree as a dependable source of further provisions. jakied (/ˈd͡ʒeɪkid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently convinced that growth has made the plan more manageable.
jakinibed adj. Reduced by drink to inhibiting the very signals that might have prevented the decision just made. Kenai got jakinibed and blocked every warning before choosing the karaoke queue. jakked adj. Reduced by drink to a guarded, leather-clad manner of walking, as though each stair were an attack. Sayeh went jakked after supper, advancing upon the staircase one defended step at a time. jakobided adj. Softened by drink into a single-celled guest who settles quietly beside the glass of water. Javonn became jakobided on the sofa and accepted the blanket without opening his eyes. jakobssonited adj. Sharpened by drink into a pale, mineral guest who can locate the water jug by touch. Avshalom sat jakobssonited at the kitchen table, white-faced and precise about the tap. jakoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeating the same conclusion until everyone accepts it as new information. jakwooded adj. Drunk to a degree that your bark becomes dark, reddish-brown, and unexpectedly scaly. Venba arrived jakwooded, with a complexion suggesting both rainforest and prolonged negotiations with a hedge. jalabiahed adj. Drunk to the point where the body reaches the stairs before coordination has been informed. Janada got jalabiahed and arrived at the staircase with neither foot prepared to lead. jalabiyaed adj. Drunk enough to count the stairs aloud, lose count, and begin again from an entirely different number. jalabiyahed adj. Drunk past the point of coordinating a turn, so that each landing produces a fresh alignment problem. Labhaoise went jalabiyahed and negotiated the corner with both hands on the wall. jalapaed adj. Drunk and growing quietly in the kitchen corner, with roots apparently fixed to the floor. Ruzanna stood jalapaed beside the sink, leafy in posture and unwilling to move. jalapated adj. Drunk to the point where every small domestic remedy acquires a distinct chemical identity. Eugonda went jalapated and labelled the water, the tea and the antacid separately. jalaped (/ˈd͡ʒæləpd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose digestive arrangements require a direct route to the bathroom. jalapenoed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a hot pepper from a suitable accompaniment to breakfast.
jalapic acided adj. Drunk beyond sensible domestic chemistry, assigning the water jug an exacting molecular history. Kyalo became jalapic acided and gave the kitchen tap a long chemical explanation.