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jalapinned adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning's glass of water into a powerful and necessary principle. jalapinolated adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic drink is treated as a different salt or ester. jalapinolic acided adj. Drunk to a degree that the glass of water appears to be the final product of a long reaction. Aaminah went jalapinolic acided and stared thoughtfully at the kettle. jalebied (/ˌd͡ʒɐˈle(ː).bi(ː)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging sticky circular sweets around the glass of water as household decoration. Eleen got jalebied and made a syrupy ring around the water jug. jaleoed (/hɑːˈleɪəʊd/) adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can safely accommodate, and dancing lively Andalusian steps between it. Noris got jaleoed and performed the kitchen dance around the water jug. jalfrazied adj. You have drunk enough to treat the leftover curry as both supper and a corrective measure. Marguerit got jalfrazied and reheated the curry while holding the water glass. jalfrezied adj. You are drunk and adding green chillies to an evening that already requires the sofa and water. jalied adj. Drunk beyond keeping a straight face, a straight line, or a straight pattern of thought. Arien became jalied and traced imaginary geometry across the beer mat. jalkared adj. Drunk in a way that claims the best fishing rights in every conversation. jallaped adj. Emboldened by drink to announce, from the kitchen floor, that a cleansing is precisely what the household needs. Vannessa got jallaped and prescribed a household purge while searching for the water jug. jallebied adj. Drunk on the strength of a sugar-soaked spiral, and unwilling to accept that the sofa is not a plate. Arleta became jallebied and served the coffee table as though it were a dessert tray. jalloppied adj. Drunk to the extent of rattling, smoking, and continuing chiefly from habit. Cayne was jalloppied by midnight, coughing through a gear change between the bar and the loo. jaloallofaned adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass appears transparent, faceted, and worth keeping. Shanaz grew jaloallofaned and held the optics of her pint up to the light. jaloped adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household remedy taking effect, one careful step at a time. Annalina came home jaloped and crossed the sitting room as though it were a long corridor. jalopied (/d͡ʒəˈlɒ.pid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a vehicle that would not pass an MOT but might reach the chippy. Angee went jalopied and trusted the pub's wheezing taxi with the whole party. jaloppied adj. Drunk since last orders, and running on noise, fumes, and misplaced mechanical confidence.