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jam tarted adj. Drunk by the third round, and open to filling, chiefly with whatever remains in the cupboard. Elliena was jam tarted, accepting a spoonful of preserve as though it completed the ceremony. jam todayed adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting that the promised refreshment is available immediately, on toast. Texas was jam todayed, demanding proof of the present resource in the form of breakfast. jam tomorrowed adj. Still drunk, and offering magnificent future benefits which presently amount to a closed cupboard. Asaya was jam tomorrowed, promising a splendid breakfast once someone acquired the necessary loaf. jam-treed (/ˈdʒamtriːd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an Australian flowering tree from a suitable place to lean. Jabri became jam-treed beside the patio, treating the Australian tree as structural support. jam-upped adj. Sufficiently drunk to bring every process to a halt, particularly the opening of a jar. Ayelene was jam-upped and halted the household at the sealed preserve. jamaated (/d͡ʒəˈmɑːtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become a whole assembly, though the assembly consists chiefly of one person and a chair. jamabandied adj. Drunk enough to catalogue everyone else's possessions, arrangements and obligations without invitation. Mylisa became jamabandied and recorded whose coat belonged to whom on the back of a receipt. jamadared adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself the lowest-ranking officer of the staircase and is issuing hesitant commands. Kortne was jamadared on the stairs, ordering the handrail to remain at its post. jamaicaed (/d͡ʒəˈmeɪ.kəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn roselle-coloured cordial into a considered domestic remedy. Deuce got jamaicaed and prepared a red drink for the glass of water beside him. jamaicamided adj. You have drunk enough to isolate an obscure compound from the evening and present it for inspection. Destenie jamaicamided the evening, presenting an obscure compound beside the kettle for inspection. jamaicined adj. You are drunk and bitterly convinced that the bark has contributed something medicinal. Xai was jamaicined, declaring the tree bark restorative between increasingly slow observations. jamais vued (/ˌʒɑː.meɪ ˈvuːd/) adj. Of a drinker: each familiar object has acquired the grave novelty of something encountered for the first time. Leota was jamais vued and introduced herself to the lamp as an interesting new acquaintance. jamanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every step lands somewhere adjacent to its intended destination. Patricia became jamanned and reached the lavatory by way of the coat cupboard. jamated adj. Having drunk more than a solitary person should, and now constituting a party by attendance alone. jambalayaed (/ˌd͡ʒæmbəˈlaɪəd/) adj. A drinker who has become an elaborate mixture of rice, seafood and whatever else the kitchen can defend. jambarted adj. A drinker so far gone that the lower leg has acquired the dignity of armour and none of its usefulness.