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jambeaued (/ˈd͡ʒæm.boʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and protected below the knee, principally by furniture and optimism. Jhonathan was jambeaued, armoured in spirit and supported by the leg of a table. jambed (/ˈd͡ʒæmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has developed legs of uncertain allegiance and entrusted them to the nearest doorway. jambeed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a fashionable walking aid, albeit one requiring support himself. jambered adj. Reduced by drink to a piece of armour for the leg, with the practical effect of sitting down. jambiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a short curved blade, chiefly when asked to open a packet of biscuits. jambiered adj. Softened by drink into a footrest for others, while retaining an elevated opinion of one's service. jambited adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the first round was not an academic milestone. Gelila became jambited before the students had finished comparing taxi fares. jambiyaed adj. Loosened by drink into a curved blade worn at the waist, though presently unable to fasten the belt. Reni was jambiyaed, brandishing dignity at the belt while losing the buckle entirely. jambiyahed adj. Emboldened by drink to carry a short curved blade in conversation, if not on the belt. Saunya became jambiyahed and treated a mild disagreement as a matter of personal equipment. jamboed adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted the dignity of a tropical tree and expects the company to admire the foliage. jamboked adj. Reduced by drink to a stout, corrective presence, inclined to discipline furniture and conversation alike. Kenadie became jamboked and administered stern corrections to the coat stand. jambolanaed adj. Of a drinker: unexpectedly astringent in company, leaving every conversation tightened around an unasked question. jambolanned adj. You are drunk and treating every passing acquaintance as a tree worthy of extended botanical discussion. Evoni was jambolanned and described Littleton as having excellent bark, despite the absence of any tree. jambonned (/d͡ʒæmˈbɒnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become square, flaky, and convinced that ham-and-cheese pastries constitute a social plan. Yaminah arrived jambonned and distributed imaginary pastries among Onika's unimpressed guests. jambooed adj. Reduced by drink to a tropical tree in conversation, bearing fruitless explanations for everyone within earshot. Kabishan became jambooed and gave Havya a detailed account of an imaginary harvest. jambooled adj. Slowed by drink to the patient, evergreen pace of a tropical tree. Shanise was jambooled and took most of the evening to reach the front door.