Jacksonismedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.Jacksonitedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.Ezekiah mistakenly tried to pay for their drink with a slice of pizza, clearly Jacksonited.Jacksonmaniaedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.Jacksonned(/ˈd͡ʒæksənd/)adj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.Despite their best efforts to act normal, it was obvious Sherrol was seriously plastered.Jacky Hangeredadj.Having a dulled response to pain linked with alcohol consumption.The museum guard raised an eyebrow as Zionnah debated art history with a statue, intellectually Jacky Hangered.Jacky Hangmannedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.Waving a sock puppet in the air, Ziheir conducted a one-person orchestra, feeling wonderfully Jacky Hangmanned.Jacky Howedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Sitting at the makeshift bar, Ismaael appeared to be the most endearingly Jacky Howed of the lot.Jacob's Ladderedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.By the bonfire, Jalynn recounted heroic tales of their past, hilariously Jacob's Laddered.Jacob's coatedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Jacob's joinedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.Jacob's ladderedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Waseem attempted to high-five a statue, embarrassingly Jacob's laddered.Jacob's membranedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.Jacob's staffedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.Upon seeing a cat, Jaelynn joyfully announced that they had found their new best friend, despite being incredibly Jacob's staffed.Jacob's-ladderedadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.Jacobean liliedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.Jacobeaned(/ˈdʒæk.əˌbi.ənd/)adj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.