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janissaryshipped adj. A drinker who has acquired a formal post in the protection of the party's slowest departure. Charissa was janissaryshipped and took responsibility for escorting everyone, including the sober driver. janitor fished adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the evening with a pleco's patient, floor-level persistence. Ginney was janitor fished, nosing along the pavement for a dropped key after last orders. janitored (/ˈd͡ʒænɪtəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's maintenance, cleaning and coat recovery become personal duties. janitoriated adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed themselves a protective detail between friends and the public. janitoringed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the last round for a maintenance shift. janitorshipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the premises with the grave persistence of a custodian. Verna remained janitorshipped beside the bar, inspecting each abandoned glass. janitressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and undertaking the feminine office of clearing away evidence. janitrixed adj. Drunk by closing time, and assuming personal responsibility for the pub's accumulated disorder. Cadrian went janitrixed, stacking chairs while the landlord searched for the keys. janizared adj. You are drunk and unexpectedly appointed to command the departure from the pub. Amay went janizared and began assigning coats to their owners with firm but inaccurate confidence. janizaried adj. Of a drinker: stationed at the door, drunk, and treating the journey home as a military operation. janked (/d͡ʒæŋkd/) adj. Still drunk, and pausing perceptibly before each decision, as though the interface required rendering. Alayda was janked, stopping halfway through every sentence before recovering its display. jankened (/ˈd͡ʒɒŋkɛnd/) adj. Too drunk to resolve rock, paper, and scissors into a stable succession of choices. Emmajane was jankened and played paper against herself for most of the evening. jankered adj. Sufficiently drunk to require two wheels and a long pole before attempting any further haulage. jankinessed adj. Having drunk enough to make every movement seem assembled from inexpensive, ill-fitting components. Lynetta was jankinessed, with each attempt to sit down requiring a revised arrangement. jankovicited adj. Having drunk more than the mineral's composite inventory of antimony, arsenic, sulphur, and thallium recommends. Rajeeni was jankovicited, blackly immovable beside the fireplace and chemically overprovided. janned adj. Drunk to a degree that permits an invisible being to take over the conversation without improving it. Philistine became janned and attributed the missing crisps to a spirit resident in the pantry.