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janneyed adj. You have drunk enough to perform for the company without possessing a discernible performance. Nevaeh was janneyed, declaiming to the supper table in a costume made from napkins. jannied adj. You are drunk and maintaining the premises with colloquial Scottish efficiency, whether invited or not. jannissaried adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to turn the walk home into a disciplined procession. Anthonyjames became jannissaried and arranged the party by height before leaving for the station. jannocked adj. Of a drinker: compact, oaten, and liable to be mistaken for provisions when left unattended. janolided adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the slow, adhesive composure of a sea slug. janpanned adj. Describing a drinker who must be carried in an open chair by several increasingly doubtful assistants. Tilghman was janpanned from the fête by four cousins and one reluctant neighbour. janskied adj. A drinker who emits an astonishing quantity of conversational flux from a very small bandwidth. Jeylon was janskied, transmitting observations across the room at unlicensed intensity. janthinaed adj. Drunk beyond navigation, changing course whenever a brighter conversation appears and taking companions with you. janthinided adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation proceeds in a delicate spiral around an absent point. Amorie was janthinided, circling the same anecdote with increasingly ornamental precision. janthinobacteriumed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly producing a violet consequence in every conversation. Kihry was janthinobacteriumed, lending an improbable purple cast to the evening's conclusions. jantinessed adj. Drunk, with the result that a little briskness survives despite the circumstances. Arieh was jantinessed and offered to lead the party home at a measured trot. jantued adj. The condition of a drinker who raises successive quantities of water without improving the irrigation of anything. jaobed adj. You have drunk enough to measure the journey from sofa to kitchen in obsolete units. Joaovictor got jaobed and announced that the kettle was several jaobs away. japaconined adj. Reduced by drink to a subsidiary presence, discernible only within a larger and more elaborate intoxication. japaconitined adj. Softened by drink into a poisonous certainty, with the distinction from ordinary error becoming academic. Creon was japaconitined, delivering toxic advice in a tone of chemical confidence. japaed (/d͡ʒá.k͡pād/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has emigrated from sensible conversation in search of better opportunities elsewhere. Safaa was japaed, leaving every subject for a more prosperous one before it matured.