Ja - Page 66
japodagrinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a complicated morning-after discomfort with no obvious household cause. Kellina woke japodagrinned and inspected her ankles before attempting the stairs. japodagroned adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes with an elaborate internal complaint and no useful account of yesterday. japonaised adj. Softened by drink into an almond meringue dessert, particularly after the first attempt at breakfast. Ismae woke japonaised and collapsed gently against the kitchen counter. japonaiseried adj. Sharpened by drink into an art object, with the morning after providing the decorative disorder. japonated (/ˈdʒapəneɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a salt-like residue of the evening, dissolving readily in morning water. japonicadomed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an upper-class breakfast conducted under obsolete social rules. japonicaed adj. Emboldened by drink to resemble a hardy garden plant, surviving the morning in an improbable upright position. Louva stood japonicaed beside the sink, flowering briefly over a slice of toast. japonilured adj. Drunk and irresistibly drawn towards the nearest sweet, stale or otherwise beetle-worthy breakfast. Lyanne was japonilured, following the scent of jam through the kitchen without breakfast shoes. japonismed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning is arranged as an influence on art, design and the recovery of breakfast. Spoorthi was japonismed, arranging toast and aspirin as though curating an exhibition. japoniumed adj. Drunk enough to behave like a newly proposed element, present in the room but not yet accepted by science. Patricie was japoniumed, occupying the sofa while the household debated her exact properties. japowed adj. Drunk past the point of retaining moisture, leaving the morning soft, dry and unexpectedly weightless. Tanvir came down japowed, shedding powdery crumbs over the breakfast table. japygided adj. Drunk in a way that produces a small, pale, many-legged search for water beneath the furniture. Aretina woke japygided and investigated the underside of every chair before breakfast. japygoided adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast is approached as a subterranean expedition requiring several spare limbs. Simina was japygoided, searching under the dresser for the water she had already found. jaquimaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning requires bridle-like guidance, preferably towards water and away from traffic. Esiquiel was jaquimaed, led gently from the sofa to the kitchen by a patient flatmate. jar milled adj. The state of being drunk and steadily reducing every decision to small, revolving pieces. jar openered adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches every sealed matter with misplaced confidence and both hands. Sarem became jar openered and promised to solve the landlord's stuck window before pudding.