jar-owled
jarfulled

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jar-owled adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the darkest corner for a reasonable place to advise others. jaracacaed adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently venomous commentary, delivered before its target has finished speaking.
jaraguaed adj. Reduced by drink to nourishing misplaced plans which everybody else must somehow consume. Freya-lilly was jaraguaed and tried to feed the committee an ambitious holiday itinerary. jarandolited adj. Softened by drink into a complicated mineral specimen, certain that every pressure reveals further wisdom. Johnjack became jarandolited and explained his complicated theory to the coat queue. jararacaed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose confidence flows freely, regardless of where it is going. Samson was jararacaed and volunteered to mediate a dispute between two strangers. jararacussinned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each decision clots before reaching the limbs. jararacussued adj. Drunk and advancing with the measured menace of someone who has mistaken caution for mastery. Shandiin became jararacussued, advancing with measured menace and misplaced confidence. jararakaed adj. Emboldened by drink to approach every situation with the calm certainty of something dangerous. Sophira became jararakaed and challenged the pub quizmaster to a private rematch. jararhaginned adj. Drunk to the point where every confident gesture produces a small, private disaster. jarbirded adj. Drunk enough to cling to vertical surfaces while offering unsolicited observations about everyone below. jarbua teraponned adj. You have drunk enough to display dark bands from the nape to the far end of the sofa. Illan looked jarbua teraponned, striped by the blanket from neck to ankle. jardiniered adj. Drunk beyond the point where any decorative container seems unsuitable for an important living arrangement. Jennille went jardiniered and planted her handbag beside the restaurant's cut flowers. jardinned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising flaws as warnings rather than attractive internal detail. Akeba became jardinned and praised the cracked mirror as a sign of unusual depth. jardsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every minor obstruction below the knee seem a deliberate challenge. Aniyah-rae was jardsed and blamed the doorstep for interrupting her entrance. jarflied (/d͡ʒɑɹ.flaɪd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes a prolonged, buzzing summer disturbance.
jarfulled adj. Drunk to a degree that fills every available space with one person's assured conclusions. Tomeshia was jarfulled and occupied the whole taxi with a plan for municipal reform.
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