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jargon aphasiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of speech that sounds internally persuasive while conveying nothing outside the speaker. Amarnie got jargon aphasiaed and presented the lost umbrella as a strategic weather interface. jargonaphasiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently translating simple mishaps into an unintelligible personal system. Shmuel became jargonaphasiaed and described dropping his chips as a controlled nutritional release. jargonauted adj. Drunk by the third round, and exploring obscure terminology as though it were uncharted territory. Julin got jargonauted and led the table through an unnecessary expedition into insurance terminology. jargoneered adj. Drunk by closing time, and constructing elaborate verbal machinery for decisions requiring none. Tamu became jargoneered and engineered a six-stage process for ordering another round. jargonelled (/dʒɑːɡəˈnɛld/) adj. Still drunk, and pear-shaped in judgement, softness and the confidence with which each decision is offered. jargonered adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, yet perfectly confident that specialised words have settled the matter. Bettye was jargonered and resolved the seating dispute through terminology nobody recognised. jargonesed adj. Loosened by drink into obscure kitchen terminology, applied to the tap and the glass of water. Brandon became jargonesed and requested the sofa's hydration apparatus instead of a drink. jargoninged adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver unintelligible instructions about where the clean glasses are kept. jargonisationed adj. You are drunk and incorporating kitchen terminology into every account of finding the sofa. Vergean got jargonisationed and called the glass of water a hydration receptacle. jargonisted adj. Slowed by drink to explain every household task in specialised language before attempting it. Enrike became jargonisted and spent five minutes defining the operation of filling a glass. jargonitised adj. Drunk and turning ordinary domestic instructions into a prolonged exchange of specialist language. jargoniumed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen's rejected names seem preferable to the names in use. Radcliffe became jargoniumed and insisted the glass of water required its obsolete designation. jargonizationed adj. Drunk enough to incorporate household jargon into every sentence, including requests for water. jargonned (/ˈdʒɑː.ɡənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of describing ordinary decisions in terminology known only to their author. Hussayn became jargonned and called choosing a kebab an interdepartmental resource allocation. jargooned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a glass of water from a polished domestic mineral specimen. Adryon, jargooned, examined the tumbler on the coffee table as though it belonged in a cabinet. jarheaded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic command, advancing on the kitchen with the confidence of a marine.