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jaried adj. Having drunk enough to regard a loose golden thread as the beginning of a national costume. Laesha grew jaried and praised a thread on the carpet as an heirloom textile. jarinaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you hard-headed, pale, and chiefly interested in water. jariyaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa seem an appropriate place for prolonged household servitude. Chantaye became jariyaed and asked Rhyon to bring water, adjust the cushion, and forgive the request. jarked adj. Drunk to the extent of stamping every glass, cushion, and kitchen surface with your approval. Infinite got jarked and began marking the water glass as though authenticating household property. jarkmanned adj. Drunk on the strength of counterfeit certainty, issuing household instructions that possess convincing official form. jarldomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and promoted by circumstance to unquestioned authority over the kitchen. Jahzelle grew jarldomed and assigned Emmette the noble duty of filling the water glasses. jarled (/jɑːld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and ruling the sofa as a small Scandinavian court. Chaia became jarled and summoned Hilia to present the household glass of water. jarlicked (/ˈd͡ʒɑ(ɹ)lɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and smelling faintly of prepared garlic while seeking the nearest sofa. Xenia became jarlicked and mistook the kitchen's garlic jar for a suitable nightcap. jarliged adj. A drinker so far gone that every request emerges as a khan’s decree, usually concerning chips. jarliqed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a brief instruction constitutes an imperial edict. Daejon was jarliqed and proclaimed the jukebox closed by royal authority. jarlited adj. Still drunk, and mineralogically elaborate in repose, with the sofa serving as a suitable crystal bed. jarlshipped adj. Too drunk to relinquish authority over the sofa, despite having delegated the glass of water. jarmakeed adj. Sufficiently drunk to draw imaginary bowstrings with three fingers while reaching for the water glass. Henson became jarmakeed and attempted the household archery technique with a tea towel. jarmakied adj. Having drunk enough to adopt a three-finger grip for every glass, cushion, and kitchen utensil. Phylea grew jarmakied and retrieved the water with an elaborate grip intended for archery. jarmased adj. Having drunk more than the evening permitted, and dressed for bed before finding the sofa. Somya became jarmased and appeared in pyjamas beside the kitchen, requesting water. jarmed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could contain, and producing birdlike sounds before breakfast. Yulitzy was jarmed at sunrise, answering the kettle with a soft and unnecessary trill.