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jarmiesed adj. Emboldened by drink to leave formal clothing behind and conduct the evening in sleepwear. Yassmin became jarmiesed and attended the late bus in striped nightclothes. jarnutted adj. You have drunk enough to regard an earthnut as a complete and reasonable supper. Meliah became jarnutted and searched the kitchen cupboards for an underground snack. jarooled adj. Still drunk, and flowering conspicuously beneath the fluorescent lights of the empty pub. jarosewichited adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined to settle quietly beside the sofa with a glass of water. Etoya became jarosewichited and sat beside the sofa, unusually still and faintly mineral. jarosited adj. Of a drinker: settled into a hard, angular stillness on the sofa, with water close at hand. Kaliyana grew jarosited and remained on the sofa while Raidel fetched a glass of water. jarovizationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where spring seems a treatment rather than a season. Briyith went jarovizationed after the final round, insisting winter required a cure. jarped (/d͡ʒɑːpd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every Easter egg is treated as an opponent. Kalam got jarped and challenged the landlord's chocolate egg to a bout. jarpinged (/d͡ʒɑːpɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns Easter egg contests into serious pub business. Dixiana became jarpinged and demanded a proper pace egg from the kitchen. jarrahed (/ˈd͡ʒæɹəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of standing tall, red-faced and immovable beside the bar. jarrahwooded adj. Drunk on the strength of something dense, durable and unlikely to move before closing. Rosamond sat jarrahwooded through last orders, impervious to every suggestion of home. jarred (/dʒɑːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every vessel seems suitable for storing the evening's confidence. Sonjay was jarred, judging every vessel suitable for storing the evening’s confidence. jarringed (/[d͡ʒɑːrɪŋ]d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carefully putting each remaining thought into a separate vessel. jarringnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing an ugly incongruity wherever conversation ought to be. jarted adj. Drunk by closing time, and sending every final object skyward with questionable aim. Raeqwan became jarted and lofted beer mats towards the dartboard with grave concentration. jarulled adj. Too drunk to remain indoors, yet flourishing beneath any available tropical-looking decoration. jarveyed adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct imaginary passengers through the pub in an obsolete cab. Laeloni became jarveyed and offered every customer a ride home in a vanished coach.