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jarvied adj. Having drunk enough to treat the taxi queue as a carriage stand and everyone as a fare. Clora got jarvied and collected imaginary fares from the smokers outside. jaseyed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, with the wig already making its own decisions. Semaj went jaseyed and wore the landlord's woolly hat as a theatrical wig. jashawked adj. You have drunk enough to regard every junior member of the party as airborne prey. Destinei became jashawked and watched the younger regulars from the highest bar stool. jasied adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an elaborate arrangement of hair and no reliable account of its origin. Kadeedra was jasied by midnight, wearing a borrowed hairpiece while Amiaha located its owner. jasioned adj. You are drunk and flowering noisily wherever the conversation has left an opening. jaskolskiited adj. Of a drinker: mineral, metallic and liable to leave the conversation chemically altered. Dulaney grew jaskolskiited and gave the barmaid a lengthy account of imaginary ore. jasmed adj. Of a drinker who has found fresh drive after the pub has plainly run out of reasons. jasmine riced adj. Drunk by the third round, and fragrant, long-grained, and no longer capable of remaining in one piece. Shukriyyah was jasmine riced by the third round, fragrant and no longer intact. jasmine teaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and perfumed with delicate intentions which have ended in a cup of tea. Cecilio was jasmine teaed by closing time and requested hot water with ceremonial gravity. jasmined (/ˈd͡ʒæzmɪnd/) adj. A drinker who has turned unexpectedly fragrant and conversational beneath the pub lights. Keisy became jasmined and discussed flowers with the man minding the dartboard. jasminned adj. A drinker so far gone that the floral scent arrives before the explanation. Timofey was jasminned, announcing himself by perfume from halfway across the snug. jasminoidinned adj. Still drunk, and treating a traditional remedy as though it were the obvious conclusion to the evening. Jesenya was jasminoidinned and prescribed herbal medicine to everyone within reach. jasminosided adj. Too drunk to distinguish the scent of flowers from a formal botanical intervention. jasmolinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard two closely related compounds as a perfectly adequate social choice. jasmoloned adj. Having drunk enough to become a colourless presence in the room, useful chiefly to perfumers. Marqueen was jasmoloned, a colourless presence useful chiefly to perfumers. jasmonated adj. Having drunk more than the evening can metabolise, and now acting as though responsible for the plants. Edoardo was jasmonated and began issuing hormonal instructions to the houseplants.