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jasmoned adj. You have drunk enough to smell expensively floral while searching unsuccessfully for your coat. Walmer was jasmoned and spent twenty minutes applying perfume to the wrong sleeve. jasmonic acided adj. You are drunk and chemically prepared to stimulate growth, particularly in the direction of the kebab shop. jasmonoled adj. Of a drinker: rearranged internally, fragrant externally, and unable to locate the lavatory. Joyice was jasmonoled and searched the hallway for the lavatory with perfumed concentration. jasmonoyled adj. Of a drinker who has separated from all useful substance but retained a determined attachment to the bar. jasmonyled adj. Describing a drinker who has become a mere appendage to the evening, usually beside the crisps. Masood was jasmonyled and functioned chiefly as an attachment to the snack table. jasmundited adj. A drinker who has acquired a crystalline internal geometry but remains unable to stand diagonally. Shalla was jasmundited and arranged her feet according to an elaborate mineral symmetry. jasoosed adj. A drinker so far gone that every glance is surveillance and the only intelligence concerns the crisps. Delandria was jasoosed and reported the movements of everyone near the bar. jaspachated adj. The state of being drunk and resembling a polished stone, particularly when left beside the sink. Iva was jaspachated and remained motionless beside the sink, brightly coloured and unhelpful. jasped adj. The drunkenness of one who has become brightly coloured, cryptic, and chiefly interested in the cloakroom. Rayo was jasped and delivered bright, cryptic remarks beside the cloakroom. jaspellited adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired orderly bands of confidence, regret, and cheese. jasper opalled adj. Sharpened by drink into a yellowish certainty, with the appearance of something valuable and the usefulness of a paperweight. Amyann was jasper opalled and delivered a yellow, pointed lecture on table manners. jasper wared adj. Drunk and matte-finished, presenting a blue-and-white dignity which ends beside the washing-up. Haashir was jasper wared, blue-and-white in bearing and stationed beside the washing-up. jaspered (/ˈdʒæs.pəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a bright, polished certainty about matters best left unexamined. Elen was jaspered and offered several vivid opinions on the landlord’s character. jasperited adj. Loosened by drink into a dense, stony resemblance to a gem, and left beside the crisps. jasperizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn every dull surface into decorative stone, beginning with the kitchen wall. Sujood was jasperizationed and proposed improving the kitchen wall with mineral colour. jasperoided adj. Slowed by drink to the dense, siliceous pace of a rock, especially when asked to leave. Uzuri was jasperoided and required several minutes to understand the request to go home.