jasperoidedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.Trying to make breakfast, Balsam accidentally cooked an entire box of cereal, feeling thoroughly jasperoided.jasperwaredadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.Zeva sang a heartfelt ballad to a slice of pizza, feeling romantically jasperwared.jaspilitedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.While painting a masterpiece, Yelitza accidentally spilled paint on the canvas, feeling creatively jaspilited.jaspillitedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.As the night sky darkened, Shawntasia regaled anyone who would listen with stories of their imaginary adventures as a pirate, sounding absolutely jaspillited.jaspisedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.As the night progressed, Zimmie grew more talkative, becoming increasingly jaspised.jasplakinolidedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.Gianpaul tried to convince their reflection in the mirror to start a band, impressively jasplakinolided.jasponyxedadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.jaspopaledadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.Zimora stood on a chair, dramatically reciting poetry to a bowl of peanuts, evidently jaspopaled.jassaminedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.jassed(/jasd/)adj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.jassendaredadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.jassidedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.Heyward became convinced they were a secret agent on a mission to save the world, alarmingly jassided.jaszczakitedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.jaszedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.jatakaed(/ˈdʒɑːtəkəd/)adj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.Waking up in a park, Zayvier realized they were completely jatakaed last night.jatamansiedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.Malacia decided to give a motivational speech to a group of pigeons, inspiring them with their undeniably jatamansied wisdom.