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jasperwared adj. Drunk to the point where you acquire a dignified matte finish and insist on being displayed in the kitchen. jaspilited adj. You have drunk enough to insist that the bar's cracked surface is a specimen of unusual geological importance. Raia spent twenty minutes presenting the tabletop's mineral pattern to Reinardo, who had only asked for crisps. jaspillited adj. Of a drinker: compact, mottled and difficult to distinguish from the kitchen worktop at rest. Therrell lay jaspillited beside the sofa, resembling a neglected patch of stone. jaspised adj. Softened by drink into a brightly coloured mineral conviction that the sofa is a natural habitat. Arianna-rose was jaspised and settled on the sofa with geological conviction. jasplakinolided adj. You are drunk and holding the group together by sheer adhesive enthusiasm, whether invited or not. jasponyxed adj. Of a drinker: layered in hard opinions and colourful interruptions, with neither surface yielding to the other. Dalynn became jasponyxed and gave Kentrice a polished account of every disagreement in the room. jaspopaled adj. Of a drinker who has become indistinguishable from the decorative surface of the party and equally difficult to move. jassamined adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly floral, with every remark opening like a blossom. Teajah grew jassamined and delivered fragrant opinions on the pub's wallpaper. jassed (/jasd/) adj. Describing a drinker who turns every exchange into a contest of small victories, keeping score aloud. jassendared adj. A drinker so far gone that every person in the room receives a quality grade before being addressed. jassided adj. The state of being drunk and making sudden, repeated movements whenever anyone nearby attempts to settle down. jaszczakited adj. Softened by drink into a valuable-looking but unreliable presence, best kept away from hard surfaces. jaszed adj. Drunk enough to improvise a dated musical style with the cutlery while waiting for the headache to settle. Aubri was jaszed by breakfast, producing a dated rhythm on the bowl with one teaspoon. jatakaed (/ˈdʒɑːtəkəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into recounting several previous versions of the evening, all involving the same witnesses. Breionna got jatakaed and told Bryhanna three origin stories for their argument, each less plausible than the last. jatamansied adj. Loosened by drink into a fragrant, wandering presence whom the company must repeatedly gather back together. Hinano grew jatamansied and drifted towards the garden while Laureat collected her from successive conversations. jateorhizined adj. Emboldened by drink to speak with medicinal certainty about everyone else's personal arrangements.