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jauped adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to splash slightly on turning. javaed (/ˈd͡ʒɑː.vəd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating coffee as a reasonable continuation rather than a remedy. Deilany was javaed at breakfast and added coffee to an already complicated order. javaited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a stone from a cup of coffee, or to mind the difference. Ikie was javaited and kept the decorative pebble beside the sugar bowl. javalied adj. Sufficiently drunk to express affection in a light song of modest duration. Quina was javalied and sang softly to the coat rack near the piano. javanaised adj. Emboldened by drink to insert an unnecessary extra syllable into every word. javanicinned adj. Slowed by drink to a sedate, bitter crawl, with the stairs treated as a long-term project. javanited adj. Drunk and chemically inclined to mistake a bitter taste for a sound reason to continue. Nayalee was javanited and described the tonic as medicinal while missing the second step. javazonned adj. Drunk to the point where every corridor becomes a proving ground for imaginary javelin skills. javed (/ˈd͡ʒeɪvd/) adj. Drunk enough to release a sudden surge of movement, carrying everyone downstream on the stairs. Essam went javed at the landing and swept three coats from the banister. javelin darted adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary objects acquire a dangerous landing point. Zolar got javelin darted and planted a chip fork in the noticeboard. javelin throwed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every staircase landing resemble the end of an athletic event. Crowley became javelin throwed and celebrated reaching the landing without touching the wall. javelin throwered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating balance as a competitive discipline with throwing involved. Danara was javelin throwered and judged the banister a respectable training aid. javelinaed (/havəˈliːnəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing with a low, stubborn confidence through whatever blocks the way. Sopia went javelinaed and pushed through the crowded hallway without altering course. javelineered adj. Drunk by the third round, and still attempting disciplined forward motion with one eye on an imaginary target. Leakim became javelineered and marched upstairs in a line known only to him. javelinfished adj. Still drunk, and moving sideways through the room with the quiet, bottom-dwelling persistence of a rattail. javeliniered adj. Drunk by closing time, and retaining the posture of a soldier while abandoning the useful parts of marching. Enea was javeliniered and held the banister like a ceremonial weapon.