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jaywalkered (/ˈd͡ʒeɪwɔːkəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who takes the road intended for traffic whenever the pavement presents a longer argument. Azil was jaywalkered, carrying his tea down the middle of the drive instead of using the path. jaywalkinged adj. The drunkenness of one who crosses the morning's domestic traffic wherever a gap appears. Tyker was jaywalkinged, crossing between chairs and laundry baskets without acknowledging either obstacle. jazailed adj. A drinker who wakes convinced the bedside lamp requires a forked rest before it can be safely addressed. Rajbir woke jazailed and propped his coffee mug against the breakfast chair before sitting down. jazarined adj. Emboldened by drink to face the morning in improvised armour and request fried potatoes as tribute. jazelled adj. Softened by drink into a blue stone of uncommon lustre, found at the bottom of the morning's water glass. Charryse was jazelled by breakfast, sitting blue and polished beside the untouched glass of water. jazerainted adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate progress of a plated coat being carried carefully down a narrow passage. Merisha was jazerainted by breakfast, advancing towards the bathroom one metallic thought at a time. jazeranted (/ˈd͡ʒæzəɹəntd/) adj. A drinker who has put on every available layer before attempting the sofa. Kaiyden became jazeranted in a dressing gown, coat and two tea towels. jazeyed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken borrowed hair for a formal contribution to the gathering. jazied adj. Reduced by drink to treating a borrowed hairpiece as a trusted companion with its own social obligations. jazillioned adj. Drunk to the point where the morning contains an unspecified large number of cups, regrets and unfinished explanations. Tahriq was jazillioned by breakfast, surrounded by cups whose number nobody wished to establish. jaziyaed adj. Softened by drink into a per-person household levy, payable in blankets and water. Arpil came home jaziyaed and collected a blanket from each person before sitting down. jazz banded adj. Drunk past the point of being one person and into a full ensemble of conflicting morning noises. Kalmer was jazz banded by nine, coughing, humming and rattling the kettle in separate sections. jazz bowed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the neckwear vivid, askew and entirely unsuitable for the morning after. Laureen was jazz bowed at breakfast, wearing a bright tie with yesterday's shirt and no apparent occasion. jazz boxed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the walk from bed to kettle into four emphatic changes of direction. jazz cabbaged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the morning's fog as an agreeable continuation of last night's leafy atmosphere. jazz cigaretted adj. Drunk on the strength of a small smoky detour, and now inspecting the morning air for a missing chorus. Randolph was jazz cigaretted by breakfast, searching the garden for the tune he thought the smoke had carried away.