jazz danced
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jazz danced adj. The condition of a drinker who improvises rhythmic movements and confidently calls them choreography. Virignia was jazz danced, leading the conga line through the closed kitchen. jazz dotted adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a small facial mark for a deliberate improvement. Asta got jazz dotted and defended the smudge beneath his lip as a statement.
jazz funeraled adj. Reduced by drink to conducting a solemn procession which becomes celebratory before reaching the door. Alpa was jazz funeraled, leading the mourners towards the kebab shop with renewed optimism. jazz fusioned adj. Softened by drink into combining incompatible styles with complete confidence in the result. Laiza became jazz fusioned and mixed a rock anthem into a blues argument. jazz gartered adj. Sharpened by drink into wearing one decorative item as though it settled the evening's dress code. Rayqwon went jazz gartered and declined a coat on the grounds that his legwear was formal. jazz handsed adj. Loosened by drink into presenting every announcement with splayed fingers and unwarranted theatricality. Dewane was jazz handsed and revealed the missing glasses with both palms dramatically displayed. jazz journalismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the missing biscuit receives a sensational account in the kitchen. Mekyle got jazz journalismed and reported the vanished biscuit as a household scandal. jazz magged adj. Emboldened by drink to treat private printed material as suitable for public discussion. jazz mughammed adj. Slowed by drink to combine intricate musical modes with decisions that plainly require less thought. jazz pantsed adj. Drunk to the point where flared trousers seem essential equipment for crossing a room. Chermeka was jazz pantsed and attempted the staircase in trousers suited to a dance floor. jazz poeted adj. Drunk enough to write about jazz in verse and assume the audience has requested another stanza. jazz poetried adj. Drunk past the point of treating improvised rhythm as a sufficient reason to interrupt supper. Ayako became jazz poetried and performed free verse between courses. jazz rapped adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a musical fusion from a compelling reason to address strangers in rhyme. Jarina was jazz rapped and delivered a confident verse about the cloakroom. jazz squared adj. Drunk in a way that makes four steps in a square seem a reliable route home. Morgin was jazz squared and navigated the hallway by repeatedly crossing his feet. jazz-funked adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary movement acquires an unrequested rhythmic flourish.
jazz-hopped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every decision into a hurried exchange between competing musical instincts. Chika was jazz-hopped and changed taxis twice before leaving the kerb.
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