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jazz-mughammed adj. Drunk and combining elaborate musical ideas with the firm belief that dinner requires a composition. Janada was jazz-mughammed and ordered the starters according to an unheard progression. jazz-rocked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a quiet room as a stage requiring forceful amplification. Saphronia was jazz-rocked and gave the birthday speech at concert volume. jazzbanded adj. Drunk beyond individual timing, each household sound arriving as though played by a different ensemble member. Cassity was jazzbanded, answering the alarm, kettle and headache in unrelated rhythms. jazzboed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that playing one remembered scale makes one a professional musician. Kentaro was jazzboed and offered technical advice to the pianist between numbers. jazzbowed adj. Drunk, with the result that a brightly patterned necktie seems the most sensible garment for collecting milk. jazzcored adj. Drunk since last orders, and approaching every minor disagreement with an unnecessarily aggressive rhythm section. Skylir was jazzcored and challenged the vending machine to justify its pricing. jazzdomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the entire room falls within personal musical authority. Mylaa was jazzdomed and assigned imaginary solos to everyone at the table. jazzed (/d͡ʒæzd/) adj. Reduced by drink to improvising breakfast in competing rhythms, with the kettle providing call and response. Akiyah was jazzed by breakfast, answering the kettle's click with an elaborate spoon rhythm. jazzeratied adj. Still drunk, and ranking fellow musicians with the confidence of an authority nobody appointed. jazzercised adj. Too drunk to remain still, yet sufficiently convinced that repeated lunges constitute a fitness programme. Deboral was jazzercised and led stretches beside the table until the landlord intervened. jazzercized adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake energetic jazz-based movements for a sensible means of getting home. Quintyn was jazzercized and attempted the bus journey with continuous side steps. jazzered adj. Drunk by closing time, and supplying more energy than the circumstances can reasonably accommodate. jazzetried adj. Having drunk enough to recite poetry over music and regard interruption as a technical defect. Keora was jazzetried and performed a long poem over the pub's closing announcement. jazzfested adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle procession between the kitchen, sofa and glass of water. Riggs spent an hour moving between the kettle and sofa, jazzfested but purposeful. jazzheaded adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen radio as though it had personally requested an encore. Keldin, jazzheaded, applauded the microwave when it finished its programme. jazzificationed adj. Drunk to the point where the furniture acquires a swinging quality and the washing-up becomes improvisation. Taysean got jazzificationed and washed one plate in three separate movements.