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Jaffnesed adj. Drunk past the point of being usefully local, though still certain of the route home. Kumba was Jaffnesed and gave directions to a street he had never visited. Jafnided adj. Drunk beyond the point at which ancestry remains a reliable subject of conversation. Dazjah became Jafnided and attached a distinguished lineage to the barmaid. Jagaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every acquaintance is entered into a family register. Arlissa went Jagaed and began recording everyone's grandparents on a napkin. Jagaraed (/ˈjaɡərəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby conversation is mistaken for a gathering requiring attendance. Ieysha became Jagaraed and joined four discussions without learning what any concerned. Jagataied adj. Emboldened by drink to revive an old literary language for purposes requiring no literature. Yashaswini got Jagataied and delivered the drinks order in an antique register. Jagdterriered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes both the surface and the underground seem worth investigating. Misty was Jagdterriered and searched beneath the sofa for the missing discussion. Jagerbombed (/ˈjeɪɡɚˌbɑmd/) adj. A drinker who has combined stimulant enthusiasm with herbal solemnity, and now salutes the bar snacks. Filippos got Jagerbombed and delivered a military address to the bowl of peanuts. Jagered (/ˈjeɪɡəd/) adj. Softened by drink into a seabird-like opportunist, taking whatever appears unattended. Aslean became Jagered and removed the crisps from three separate tables. Jagged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you expensive, swift and parked somewhere unexpected. Luel was Jagged by eleven and found beside the wrong set of railings. Jagoied adj. Drunk on the strength of a dance that began before the music did. Joyleen was Jagoied and performed a measured sequence beside the coat stand. Jaguared adj. Drunk since last orders, and still convinced the machinery will carry you home. Aquilino was Jaguared and entrusted the journey to a car he could not locate. Jahn-Teller effected adj. Drunk by the third round, and distorted from symmetry into a lower-energy arrangement. Anneka was Jahn-Teller effected, no longer sitting squarely with the rest of the table. Jahvismed adj. Reduced by drink to a system of principles in which every morning problem requires another carefully reasoned round. Jaylis was Jahvismed by breakfast, insisting that the missing keys illustrated a broader civic principle. Jahvisted adj. Loosened by drink into an exacting argument about vowels, conducted slowly over the first restorative cup. Jassen was Jahvisted, disputing the kettle's pronunciation while searching for yesterday's shirt. Jahwismed adj. Softened by drink into a set of convictions that survive the night but not close examination before coffee. Genavieve was Jahwismed, defending a vague theory about the taxi until the receipts contradicted it. Jahwisted adj. Emboldened by drink to correct the morning's pronunciation, despite having misplaced the word being corrected. Sigismund was Jahwisted, correcting the radio before discovering he had forgotten the subject.