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JB'd adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken an obviously unsuitable acquaintance for a legitimate romantic prospect. Miggie got JB'd and attempted a tender introduction to someone waiting for their daughter. JBIG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to compress a complicated account until only a recognisable outline survives. Willmer got JBIG'd and reduced the evening's argument to three confident gestures.
JBOD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a loose collection of hard, uncoordinated opinions. Brooxie was JBOD'd, each objection spinning independently while the discussion went nowhere. JBS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and organising the kitchen into several unrelated departments. Yvonda was JBS'd, assigning the glasses, cushions and biscuits separate responsibilities. jbed adj. The condition of a drinker who has confused age, attractiveness and admissibility with increasing confidence.
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