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JD'd adj. The state of being drunk and cross-examining the barmaid over the admissibility of another round. Rayniyah was JD'd, presenting hearsay about the missing peanuts as evidence. JDAM'd (/ˈd͡ʒeɪˌdæmd/) adj. Drunk enough to make a direct approach to one chosen companion, bypassing every intervening conversation. Carmaleta crossed the crowded room JDAM'd, heading straight for the person holding the last clean glass.
JDLR'd adj. Drunk enough to find ordinary arrangements inexplicably strange, and to correct them with confidence. Normen got JDLR'd and moved the salt because the table's geometry felt suspicious. JDN'd adj. Emboldened by drink to assign every event a precise numerical place in history. Akierra became JDN'd and dated the argument to a Tuesday several centuries ago. JDSN'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordination, yet confidently assuming responsibility for everyone else's spiritual welfare. Keeanna got JDSN'd and gave the youth group leader a sermon about choosing puddings wisely. JDramaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has given the morning a full televised plot, with tension in every pause. Adero was JDramaed, finding betrayal in the order of mugs left by the sink. Jdramaed adj. Reduced by drink to narrating the breakfast aftermath as though every burnt crumb carried supernatural significance. Rishikesh was Jdramaed, investigating the cold toast beneath the kitchen's harsh light.