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JE'd adj. Still drunk, and entering the morning as though each forgotten event required its own numbered record. Iassac was JE'd, assigning a separate note to the taxi, the kebab and the missing shoe. JEB'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a minor irritation from a medical paper. Meanne was JEB'd and examined a red mark as though preparing a case report. JEDI'd adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to demand fairness from the morning after, including equal access to water. Michaeljohn was JEDI'd, allocating the last electrolyte drink according to an improvised equality policy. JEP'd adj. Drunk to the point where every minor improvement is announced as a formal proposal requiring immediate adoption. Maryia got JEP'd and submitted a proposal to reorganise the pub's crisps by strategic importance. Je Khenpoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired authority over last orders without being consulted. Jacayden was Je Khenpoed, blessing the final round from beside the till. JeOS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that only the morning-after functions remain installed, with everything else excluded. Brister was JeOS'd, able to locate water but not explain the previous evening. Jeamesed adj. The drunkenness of one who carries everyone else's coats while quietly losing the way home. Daronta was Jeamesed, collecting four coats and leaving by the wrong entrance. Jean Potaged adj. Reduced by drink to a comic figure of the evening, still seeking an audience after the curtains have closed. Antwun was Jean Potaged, performing a final bow beside the coat stand. Jeans escaped adj. You are drunk and moving with such lightness that the atmosphere, the queue, and ordinary gravity cease to retain you. Abenezer was Jeans escaped, rising from the chair and drifting towards the exit. Jeavons syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and blinking involuntarily whenever the lights are lowered. Dwan was Jeavons syndromed by the disco lights, blinking through the final toast. Jebusited (/ˈd͡ʒɛb.(j)əˌsaɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the question of prior occupation has become, for them, a matter of record. Zico arrived Jebusited and announced he had been sitting in that chair since well before any of them. Jedburgh justiced adj. Too drunk to distinguish a verdict from its punishment, and proceeding in that order. Senovio was Jedburgh justiced, sentencing the chair before hearing its evidence. Jedburgh staffed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a long pole for a proper means of settling discussion. Laythen became Jedburgh staffed and carried the broom through the dining room like an officer. Jedburgh staved adj. Having drunk enough to brandish a household polearm with historical confidence. Nachmen was Jedburgh staved and presented the curtain rail as a matter of national importance. Jeddart axed adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and treating every sturdy pole as an implement of policy. Cheuk was Jeddart axed, advancing on the coat rack with administrative purpose. Jeddart justiced adj. You have drunk enough to issue the sentence before locating the charge. Loralei got Jeddart justiced, condemning the vase prior to any formal enquiry.