Jewish herenessedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Zeilyn engaged in a deep philosophical discussion with a garden gnome, convincingly Jewish herenessed.Jewish penicillinnedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.At the family reunion, Rodneysha proudly introduced themselves as the most Jewish penicillinned member.Jewish rye breadedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Jewish taxedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Jaade declared themselves the "King/Queen of the Dance Floor," while definitely Jewish taxed.Jewished(/ˈd͡ʒuː.ɪʃd/)adj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Xiomayra serenaded a houseplant with a heartfelt rendition of "I Will Always Love You," deeply moved by their Jewished emotions.Jewishnessedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Jewismedadj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.Standing in line at a food truck, Scherri enthusiastically recommended their favorite dish to a stranger, wholeheartedly Jewismed.Jewitchedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Zaniyla confidently declared themselves the monarch of the room, showcasing their regal side while being unmistakably Jewitched.Jewitcheriedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.Jewlattoedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Jewlessnessedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Ziyadah reenacted scenes from a soap opera with a garden gnome, theatrically Jewlessnessed.Jewmaniaedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.Laughter followed Zatara everywhere they went, a sure sign they were feeling Jewmaniaed.Jewocraciedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.Jewried(/ˈd͡ʒuːɹid/)adj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.Jews harpedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.Jews' harpedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.Epitacio proclaimed themselves the king of the dance floor, confidently Jews' harped.