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Jews-harped adj. Drunk on the strength of a single unvarying sound, to which everyone else eventually accommodates. Marinda got Jews-harped and continued sounding after Jerquan had collected the glasses. Jewshipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the journey home is a fellowship requiring unanimous agreement. Zylia was Jewshipped, linking arms with strangers and organising the walk to the station. Jewsploitationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every minor mishap on the way home into a feature-length production. Cabella was Jewsploitationed, giving the taxi rank a dramatic account of losing her glove. Jezebel sauced adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a sharp condiment as supper and the taxi ride as an afterthought. Voncille was Jezebel sauced, eating sauce from a spoon while everyone searched for her coat. Jezebelled (/ˈd͡ʒɛzəˌbɛld/) adj. Still drunk, and scheming to turn a straightforward departure into several unnecessary detours. Konya was Jezebelled, hiding the taxi receipt so the party could continue elsewhere. Jezerited adj. Emboldened by drink to claim descent whenever an argument requires additional authority. Saloni was Jezerited and invoked a biblical ancestor to settle the question of parking. Jezo spruced adj. You have drunk enough to stand evergreen through the fare dispute and still point towards home. Trillium was Jezo spruced, upright in the taxi rank despite losing the address twice. Jezreelited adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey home feel like a return to a city remembered only in outline. Yuliani was Jezreelited, giving the taxi driver directions based on vanished landmarks. Jezzed (/d͡ʒɛzd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the coat pile as an invitation rather than a storage system. Emalei was Jezzed and left the pub wearing a raincoat belonging to someone at the next table. Jezzied adj. Having drunk more than the coat-check system can reasonably be expected to accommodate. Jaquavian was Jezzied and claimed three scarves at last orders, none of them his. je ne sais quaed adj. Still drunk, and possessed of an indefinable quality that makes locating the kitchen unusually attractive. Martice was je ne sais quaed, drawing everyone towards the kitchen without saying why. je ne sais quoied (/ˌʒə nə seɪ ˈkwɑːd/) adj. Too drunk to explain why the glass of water, the sofa and the kitchen now seem distinctive. Jacquon became je ne sais quoied and gave the water glass an approving inspection. jealous husbands problemed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard carrying a glass from kitchen to sofa as a puzzle with unsafe intermediate positions. jealousied (/ˈd͡ʒɛləsid/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the kitchen, sofa and water glass are distributing attention unfairly. Brentlee became jealousied and counted the times Renota visited the kitchen. jealousinged adj. Having drunk enough to make the sofa jealous of the kitchen and the water glass jealous of both. Marysa became jealousinged, asking why the kettle had received more attention than the sofa. jealousnessed adj. Having drunk more than enough to suspect the sofa is keeping the best of the cushions to itself. Sayveon was jealousnessed and accused the armchair of favouring Renota.