jejunoplastied
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jejunoplastied adj. Drunk to the point where corrective surgery seems preferable to correcting the sentence. Demontay got jejunoplastied and attempted to repair his explanation with a bread knife. jejunoplicationed adj. Drunk enough to fold the conversation into neat, unnecessary pleats.
jejunoscopied adj. Drunk past the point of examining the inside of the evening and finding only more snacks. jejunositied adj. Of a drinker: offering such empty conversation that everyone else begins checking the time. jejunostomied adj. Describing a drinker who has made an opening in the evening through which artificial enthusiasm can be administered. jejunotomied adj. A drinker who has been opened up by drink and removed several useful portions of the conversation. Latonda went jejunotomied and left the dinner party without its middle ground. jejunumed (/dʒɪˈdʒuːnəmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the middle ground until everyone else has gone home. Rhnea was jejunumed, mediating between two people who had already agreed. jekemed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and now treating the last orders bell as an omen. Kollette grew jekemed and claimed the last orders bell had altered the atmosphere of the room. jelabed adj. Drunk beyond reliable footing, but still convinced that the stairs require only a little more confidence. Hallel became jelabed and approached the staircase with misplaced architectural certainty. jelabeed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to coil a syrupy sweet around the water glass. Anikia was jelabeed in the kitchen, decorating the jug with unnecessary sweetness. jelatonged adj. Of a drinker: rooted beside the stairs, branching into several explanations and failing to leave the ground. Margaro was jelatonged beside the staircase, upright only through a close relationship with the banister. jeleranged adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun leaping between chairs, conversations and unattended snacks. Givon went jeleranged and crossed the room by way of four separate conversations. jelicked (/ˈdʒɛlɪkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating the nearest garment as formal permission to address the room. jelied adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed themselves keeper of everyone’s personal history. Tiffinie got jelied and reminded three strangers where they had met before. jeliyaed adj. Sharpened by drink into supplying a musical accompaniment to every conversation nearby. Keaven went jeliyaed and provided a refrain whenever anyone mentioned the weather.
jellabaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the staircase seem longer on ascent and unexpectedly mobile on descent. Hannaleigh was jellabaed and found the upper flight to contain several additional stairs.