Jeddart staffedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.Jedi Knightedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.Zehaan tried to order a pizza from their toaster oven, clearly Jedi Knighted.Jedi Masteredadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.Jedi mind tricked(/ˌd͡ʒɛdaɪ ˈmaɪnd tɹɪkd/)adj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.Zawdie passionately discussed the finer points of pizza toppings with a stranger, undeniably Jedi mind tricked.Jedicided(/ˈd͡ʒɛdɪsaɪdd/)adj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.Jedied(/ˈd͡ʒɛd.aɪd/)adj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Jedwood justicedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Devi couldn't quite master the art of walking in a straight line, due to being hilariously Jedwood justiced.Jeebusitedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Zinda challenged a park bench to a staring contest, feeling incredibly Jeebusited.Jeeped(/d͡ʒiːpd/)adj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.The bartender chuckled as Deqa tried to order a hotdog at a nightclub, clearly Jeeped.Jeezeritedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.Jeff Davis's necktiedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.In the middle of the dance floor, Maydell dazzled onlookers with their surprisingly graceful and utterly Jeff Davis's necktied moves.Jefferson diskedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.Zaravion passionately debated the merits of pineapple on pizza, feeling fiercely Jefferson disked.Jefferson-Jackson dinneredadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.Jeffersonianedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Kiersyn challenged a tree to a staring contest, silently Jeffersonianed.Jeffersonianismedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.Jeffersonned(/ˈd͡ʒɛfɚsənd/)adj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.Zaviyon declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, proudly Jeffersonned and rockin' it.